Oh, pffft. That old guy; he’d never be able to keep up with you. It’d be past his bedtime just by the time you got the second round of ‘warm-up’ drinks in ya. :dubious:
Aww, I think Ambi’s got a crush on ol’ MeanOld.
Hey, I’m just not fightin’ fate man. All that bickering and animosity early on; it was just chemistry…How could I have been so blind?
Well I am an unambiguously likeable person. My cite is my username.
MeanOldLady should start an “Ask a Devotee” thread.
You have your own house in Hawaii? I’m not a man, or gay or bisexual, but I think maybe we can work something out. As long as you’re not real strict on that whole “sober” requirement, because I may need a few drinks in me. Let me know!
Male, 47, financially semi-autonomous, likes cats and the funny shows on NPR, plenty of free time until curling season starts.
What does that mean, exactly?
I’m not so rich that I’ll never have to work again, but if I’m smart about it, I’ll never have to work a job I don’t like.
Yes, yes, but do you drive, and are you willing to go to parties and bars sober? Focus, people!
Yes, and yes, respectively.
What happened to the fella as saved you from the slavering monster that invaded your house? 
He cray, plus he lives states away.
Watch yer mouth junior.
MOL, don’t be scared, that aint’ no mouse in my pocket. (Too obscure?)
Alright, what the hell.
42 male, 6’ 210lbs
Dallas
Smokes and drinks.
Outside of going to a neighborhood type bar or a nice restaurant, I’m pretty much a homebody. The closest I come to being interesting is that I like to read. Mostly Sci-fi. And speaking of sci-fi; I’d choke a small puppy for a girl who shares my love of all things sci-fi. A dark sense of humor doesn’t hurt either.
I’ll play: y’all made me laugh with this thread so, how YOU doin’?
I am coming up on 51 (how did that happen??) single, female, straight, and I forget what else. don’t even know what that poly thing means - best google it.
I value light-heartedness, joy, humor, and tolerance. my favorite things to do are read and hang out with My Three Dogs (it’s like a sit com!)
I live very rural but need people in civilization to visit.
whut up, Buttercup?
Hey the thread is still going yay. I came close to dating a Doper but he lives on the other side of the planet and the commute was just too long.
38 year old single gay male on Long Island, New York. Non smoker. Into scifi and other geeky stuff. Various outdoorsy stuff. Burning man, couch surfing. Writing, photography, art, film, science, philosophy, strangeness, turtles, memetics. Meditation, yoga, light Buddhism.
I think my biggest challenge with dating so far is that I ultimately want a relationship that is highly loving, affectionate, and sexual, but I need time, trust, and guidance to transition into that.
Obligatory OKcupid: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jackdavinci
I originally said:
Here’s an update.
This male is now 49. Still straight, still single.
Haven’t been looking for romance because of an unsettled work/school situation. I left that small town up north because of lack of work. I am now living with friends while rebuilding my life. I no longer have the car, but I have produced a comic book!
I am hoping to go back to school; I am waiting to hear results of my student loan application. If approved, I will go back to school. If not, I will continue looking for work. I am grateful for Doper help during this time. I should hear the final word about the student loan this coming week.
Other than that, I’ve been practising drawing, learning French, and playing way too much Minecraft with my friends’ kids.
No fair if I have to sign up to see it!
Also quite funny, writes well, takes interesting trips and once accidentally won a trivia contest. The line forms to the left, ladies.