I am a middle aged man with baby fever

The logo over at Supercook looks like a sperm with a cape. A super sperm. And what’s the caption say below that logo? Is there any non-naughty way to interpret this? Because I’m having trouble.

I need help.

Looks like a spoon with a cape to me.

I agree that you need help, though.

So this exists

Yeah, that’s no sperm on the supercook site, not like the '96 Olympics mascot.

Take 2 children’s aspirin and call me in the morning.

Super-COOK. C. O. O. K.