Yes, I have checked my papers and would appear I am married for the forseeable future.
yes, sometimes it helps to take the pressure of if you think of a temporary change instead of a permanent one. then if you like the change you can keep it. if not, go back.
If you are aroused by other men, might this not be a problem?
Look. Listen to David Bowie & Freddie Mercury doing ‘Under Pressure’. Do you get it or not?
i’m off to bed
talk to you ulater
OK, I see what you are saying here, and given my previous comments I understand your perception, but I am not an homosexual. I would just say that Bowie transcends all sexuality, and he is a rock hero, and he is what my drunk brain is being sentimental about right now. Combine that with Freddie and it is just multiplied 100x. I could name dozens of female stars I like in order to boost my hetero cred, but just trust me.
Like the song but those two aint doin it for me.
What are you talking about? There’s no song without those two. Unless you’re into Vanilla Ice.
What do you like to eat when u drink?
Whatever I can get my hands on. My wife buys “white cheddar cheez-its” and I eat them all, then she yells at me when there’s none left for the kids’ lunch.
What does your wife think of your drinking?
Oooohhh… me and the wife love Irish Cheddar (some brand) to go with our wine or beer.
Hates it. Any further questions in this vein?
I am going to interrupt this thread with the information that the song ‘Under Pressure’ is actually derived from a Queen tune called ‘Feels Like’. link
You did invite any and all questions ;).
Can you work the next day after a night of drinking?
Tomorrow at 8:59am I will report that my car will not start due to unseasonably low temperatures, and as a consequence I cannot appear at the office. I will begin working at at 9:00am at home. By virtue of being remote, nobody will notice that I am lying on my floor in the fetal position, only responding to the most critical issues. It’s good to be white.
Do you get day after depression?
“Depression” would be understating it. A more accurate description would be “existential crisis”.
David Bowie recorded ‘Blackstar’ WHILE HE WAS DYING.
Stop everything you’re doing right now and watch the Blackstar video.
Who would you most like to get drunk with?