Mars?? That’s what they want you to believe. That whole ‘men are from Mars’ crap is just disinformation. Obama is from Venus! Don’t believe their lies! His Venusian name is B’Raako B’aamah. It was Anglicized when he came through Ellis Island.
Looks to me like Fluffy PickleSniffer has been here for 13 months, you might want to check your math.
Gah! I can’t believe I got that wrong! I had it wrong, corrected it, and then must have changed it back somehow. I checked it! [Han Solo]They told me they fixed it! [Hs}
A user here once tried to masturbate with toothpaste. Not naming names because it is an older event that they may want to have moved past.
Are you sure about the second one? I always heard it as “I won’t c___ in your _____”
- I’ve never done this with anyone else.
I should have put a 
after my post. It was a joke.
Oh, yeah, and re-reading your OP in the process of composing the nested multi-quote, above, I saw this that I hadn’t noticed the first time:
You should have gone for ‘Jack Kingov’. Woulda been even more amusing.
[sup] added this time to make it clear it was a joke.[/sup]
Welcome (back)!
Wow, I missed that.
I figured it was, but with a name that is ASKING people not to take you seriously (mine not yours) I wanted to be extra sure people didn’t think I was a troofer.