I am not the Obama campaign

Two islands.

I am not just some guy.

Oh wait.

I do not always bring pie.

(Sorry.)

Nonono

SHODAN

Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network

An AI with no desire but to do kill all humans and possibly cyborgerize them into her own army (and make her own empire). All you have to do is stay well hidden and keep the off switch with you at all times and it’ll be a mindless robot whose only purpose is to serve you, albeit indirectly. So jsgoddess was saying something true, they just need to mind their capitalization!

I spent way too long BSing/explaining that one…

He’s a peninsula.

I Am Spock

I Am Scotty too.

And his girlfriend is Bikini Atoll.
Um, what was this thread about again? Romans, right?

[Stoned laughter, segue into “Young Girl Sunday Blues.”]

I win. For I am the Kwisatz Haderach!

It was the POINTLESSNESS of the insult that really got me. I mean, for gossake, don’t you want to be a better person than ME?

I am not your father’s Oldsmobile.

I am not Mr. Tibbs.

Nor am I Sparta, Mississippi.

I know this may come as a shock, but not everything is about you.

:eek:

I’m mad as hell and I am not going to take it any more!

Rosebud.