You’ve been restrained for most of the past going-on-eight years, which have mainly limited you to playing on defense, far from the best part of your game. Literally, you’ve had to defend W., backed by a mostly Pubbie Congress and mostly Pubbie Scotus, which isn’t any fun, I understand. You’ve been forced to stand by their actions and policies, while a horde of liberal anti-Americanists have made a series of wisecracks, jibes, and critiques of them. It’s not only that you don’t like playing defense—you’re really not much good at it, especially having to defend the increasingly corrupt, inept and self-destructive leaders of your party as they tried to pull the entire society with them swirling down the porcelain vortex.
But in just 8 more days—you can unleash your offensive (and I do mean offensive) brains, and jump every proposal, idea, speech, and sneeze Obama makes, with both feet and unrestrained glee. Remember what fun you had attacking everything Bill Clinton said, did, thought, dreamed, or felt? Remember those bygone days when you could even make shit up, and fling shit in his general direction so furiously that some of it would stick no matter how ludicrous it was? How jolly! Well, you’re about to have your chance again. You can blame Obama for everything he does, or everything you wish he’d do, or simply anything at all. Break out the boxes of poo! Flush your meds! Loosen those manacles! Happy days are (very nearly) here again! Only 8 more days until you’re free at last, free at last, thank Gawd a-mighty, you’ll be free at last!