This day is going to crawl by, I can tell.
A girl
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I hear you clucking…
Well. We’ll just have to keep ourselves occupied. What are you up for? You’ve set yourself up beautifully for a thread of anything you like.
Games?
Partying?
Dirty jokes?
Deep conversations…nah, I’m guessing that’s out. 
Me? I’m up for anything. You’re the ‘girl’ of the hour…whaddya want?
Well, there has been quite a bit of partying going on while trying to catch athena’s husband recently, and a quite long game thread, sooo…have you heard any dirty jokes lately?
::puts on flame retardant suit::
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
That’s soooooo disgusting!
Tell another! 