I am the most famous doper...

[JohnBckWLD]

Are you Famous Amos? Last time I saw you was after you lost your cookie money. You were narrating a GED class on late night PBS station.

I just hope you’re not that guy from Jeopardy - The last thing we need on these boards is another know-it-all.

[Scissorjack]

Is it…Rumpelstiltskin?

[ShockingAlberto]

I’m betting Manson.

On a side note, I was on Cable TV for a brief bit. Does that make me famous?

[Iceland_Blue]

Got it!Who else has been plastered all over the news?UN looking for him?Won’t be heard of for years?

Mr.Bin Laden, we welcome you to our world.
Or Mr.Hussein as the case may be.

[matt_mcl]

@Middlecase

I suffer from schizophrenia
It comes on me in spells
Sometimes I’m Napoleon Bonaparte
And sometimes Orson Welles

{And yes, I know it’s Dissociative Personality Disorder or whatever and not schizophrenia, but I didn’t write the song. Don’t know who did, either}

So, who are you today?

It’s the Flanders and Swann song “The Elephant.” Lyrics here:

I suffer from Schizophrenia
It comes on me in spells
Sometimes I’m King of Armenia
At others I’m Orson Welles.
I tell them I’m Napoleon
and all that sort of bunk
They never guess that all the time
I’m laughing up me trunk!

[don_t_ask]

@Nightwatch Trailer

Considering the name, I would guess either Billy Joel or Nick Nolte (and if you are Nick, cool! I live by you! Wanna hang out at Ralph’s sometime?).

In an earlier thread newcrasher says *I have a decent, but tired repetoir of songs. Do any of you have suggestions for fun songs… *.

So Billy Joel looks good.

[ccwaterback]

Are you …

Martha Stewart?

Carrot Top?

or

Elvis?

I’m somewhat famous. Next time you are in the post office, look around, you will see a picture of me there.

[owlstretchingtime]

You’re Arthur “two sheds” Jackson. I know it.

[Mariemarie]

@Sampiro

I had never planned to mention this, but I am in fact very well known in the Waking. I’d rather not reveal who, exactly.
Alright, I’ll tell you, stop whining. I just hope you are ready for the news.

I am the late Dan Blocker returned to Earth.

Sampiro, you are my hero! . . . .Dan Blocker

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Sampiro

I had never planned to mention this, but I am in fact very well known in the Waking. I’d rather not reveal who, exactly.
Alright, I’ll tell you, stop whining. I just hope you are ready for the news.

I am the late Dan Blocker returned to Earth.

Some have asked “How is it that you can be the late Dan Blocker returned to Earth when in fact you were born before he died”. The answer is complicated and involves two lesbians, a cat and some string and I’d tell you but your petty mortal minds could never grasp it, so all I can say is

BOW TO ME MORTALS! I AM THE HOSS-MAN OF THE APOCALYPSE!

Quit bitin’ my style.

And I think newscrasher is secretly Ken Curtis, alias Festus, the hillbilly deputy on Gunsmoke.

[Sattua]

If you are Billy Joel, I still love you!

[Annie-Xmas]

I’m guessing Dick Chaney or Ken Jennings.

[AncientHumanoid]

My name is Anhauser Busch Natural Light.

Sorry about that, by the way.

[smartini]

Cecil? Is that you?

Could be - think about how hard it would be not to just be able to hop into any of these threads and act like a nut? You know, just be one of the teeming millions for a few? But, noooo, we all freak out when Cecil posts in a thread so why wouldn’t he want to just cruise around in here sometimes? And he would be the most famous doper I’m thinking…

Hmmmm

[joyfool]

@don't ask

In an earlier thread newcrasher says *I have a decent, but tired repetoir of songs. Do any of you have suggestions for fun songs… *.

So Billy Joel looks good.

Doggone it. Until don’t ask posted that tidbit of information, I was gonna say…

Anita Bryant. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[AwSnappity]

@smartini

Cecil? Is that you?

If Cecil had a sock, would he get banned? Or would the admins let it slide?

[BJMoose]

C’mon, folks, you aren’t thinking! Now just who is the most famous Doper of all? Why, Unca Cece, of course.
Which leads me to this horrible conclusion: newscrasher is a sock puppet of Cecil Adams.

:eek:

So. Who’s gonna report him to the mods? Not I, said the little red moose.

{On preview: Oh, horsenuts! I missed the second page. Oh, well - let it ride.}

[smartini]

@AwSnappity

If Cecil had a sock, would he get banned? Or would the admins let it slide?

Stay with me here, I think this idea has legs. Cecil’s real name is Cecil Adams. He gets at least one pass at anonymity, doesn’t he? I mean my real name’s not smartini and I’ll bet yours is not AwSnappity

So I think Cecil deserves the same.

:: pulls up a chair for Cecil ::

[Loopydude]

Jeezus, Kato, will you knock it off already?

[Bear_Nenno]

Ooooh! Oooh! I know! I know!!
He was Skimbleshanks’s understudy in original Broadway Troupe!!!