Dammit! All the best ones are straight or taken!
Esprix, who has seen some pretty pathetic gay ads in his day
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
Gotta love that hair… maybe he’s a former member of the Monkeys
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
Hello to you too Ultress…
You say if it wasnt for the bragging and miss-spelling it wouldnt be so bad…true, it would be EMPTY!
Wow, you’re so kind and forgiving! It must be great to be YOUR friend! :rolleyes:
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I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect.
http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
I kiss you!
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
I wonder how many people got neuro’s reference to the Turkish guy’s site?
-SS 
If “knowledge is power,” why does stupidity reign?
Oh, about 45 billion or so
Trust me all of us Dopers who’ve been here awhile get Neuro’s reference. I’m suprised nobody said it earlier. And I don’t appreciate you making fun of my site! Y’know I’m recognized as “High Priest Ultragon” in comic book store back rooms all over America! Have some damned respect! … ok, actually it’s “Butt Fern Ultragon” but still I’ve gotten more chunky, tatood, bacon smelling comic book poontang than you’ll ever know!
-----Scary Larry
Y’know we all can’t be as attractive as you SkySlash!
Ophanim
Not Voted, **Coolest, Dumbest, Happiest, Drunkest, Surliest, Gayest, Most Godly, or anything else! ** Damn you all to HELL!
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
Dammit! All the best ones are straight or taken!
Esprix, who has seen some pretty pathetic gay ads in his day
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
Dammit! I really need to read the thread before I re-post a post I thought didn’t get posted the first time I posted!
Esprix
Not me - I guess I haven’t been here long enough. Cite, please?
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
Esprix - here you go, hon.
http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/index.html
I think even female elves have their standards.
Rock On!!
…yeah, whatever…
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren ZevonAnyone else see Larry’s page and think of Wildman Fischer?
“My name is Larry, my name is Larry.
I have a mother, her name is Mom…
Hi mom!”
you lot ain’t ever gonna see my site
Car I got no but bicycle yes.
Sexibaby I look for you!
You gotta love the advertising stock shot of the Mercedes…
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Mahir fans you can go to http://www.mahircentral.com and download some animated cursors ::shudder::
and remember I kiss you!
Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Just wanted to say that I love how the first guy has to define “gigolo”.
“His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard,
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”