http://www.geocities.com/lonely451_2000/me.html
ROFLMAO!!!
I mean geez…how low can you get…
-SS 
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TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
I could feel sympathy for him, except for his total conceit!!
What a goof!!
" look at all my gold…"
tee hee
Thank SkySlash!
Oh, that’s just WRONG!!! That necklace (scarf?) just doesn’t match his outfit at all!
Must…control…myself…BWAAAHAHAAAAA. Ah, I feel better. Funny, if a chick had a page like that, she’d be a prostitute. And the second page? Female elves? heh.
Posting your phone number on the net?? That first one is probably a fake.
And TMR: that second one… I don’t know. But would you post your pic if you looked like that?
Call me skeptic.
He looks like a giant Tatoo, the little guy that played on Fantasy Island. I couldn’t open the link that TRM posted. You know the personal ad would be ok if it weren’t for the bragging and misspelling. That is what makes it so pathetic.
Good morning Kells
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Cold, I know they’re probably both fake, but that doesn’t make them any less funny. 
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
Remember those infomercials with that guy on a yaht surrounded by bikini clad bimbettes telling us how we could make a fortune buying property with no money down?
Sad how how thw karma wheel turns, huh?
So, what I want to know is what was Skyslash looking for when he found that page? Hmmmmm?
I called to tell him what a dork he is, but the number is disconnected…had that message that made it sound like it was just done!
Poor Bastard 
-SS
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Couldn’t open Trout’s link, but Sky --I think I’m in love. All that gold, that fancy car, his ambiguous age-- whatta man!. His wordly experience as a gigolo is enough to make me swoon.
My email…someone sent me the link so I could help laugh at it!
-SS
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This thread has brightened the day of a few of my office workers, too. thanks, gang
rubes
Biggirl and ultress, Try this link.
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
Huh. I think it’s pathetic to make a big scene and leave a board and bash its members and policies and then return.
Good link Skyslash! For the record, since I live in New York I called the number. It’s been disconnected. Damn.
Hubba-hubba! I have finally met my Dream Man!
But which man is it? The Indonesian gigolo or Elf Fetish Larry?
Choices, choices…
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
You leave Larry alone, the poor baby, I’m sure he hears it all day long from his wedgie-giving, mustard-in-his-desk-leaving classmates.
I hear you Larry ROCK ON!!
Dammit! All the best ones are straight or taken!
Esprix, who has seen some pretty pathetic gay ads in his day
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)