This.
*what the heck is he saying? *Caruso, speak up! Stomp mumbling! 
Sarah Palin. Stupid and an enormous ego.
The woman “Mary” described in the article does not strike me as having any kind of disorder other than being a passive-aggressive manipulator. ISTM, from my casual reading, that the only reason “Mary” was friends with the essayist was because she wanted an “in” at 60 Minutes.
Any way, getting back on topic:
the Black-Eyed Peas
Gwen Stefani
everyone on any of the “Real Housewives” shows or the “A-List” (my apt.-mate watches ALL of those shows, and I have to leave the room when the TV is on. Ahh!)
This! Any one of those yakking harpies. They make my skin crawl, they look like some kind of androids, all fake hair/tan/boobs - and so vacuous, in between the scripted arguements and fights. UGH! (and this goes for the Kardashians, double.)
Nancy Grace and that shrieky Latina woman, I forget her name, that’s on before her.
Wow, can we treat every personality trait as a condition now? I have Unmotivated Person Syndrome, with a splash of Selfish Asshole Disease. You can’t fire me!
Agreeing with Nick Cage and Sarah Palin.
And just about anyone who has a show on E! (except Joel McHale on The Soup, because The Soup is awesome). Whenever I see commercials for these shows, my response is always “who the fuck are you and why are you on my TV?”
Actually, that’s why I like The Soup. It gives me a reason not to watch trashy TV.
Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin, Kevin Smith.
+1
I’m convinced that there is a clause in John Cusack’s film contracts which stipulates a role (doesn’t matter how big or small) for her. While I guess it is nice that he’s looking out for / taking care of his sister, she is still one of the most talentless actresses out there.
I’m not sure I’d go as far as to say I can’t stand her, but Holly Hunter really annoys me.
Sarah Palin’s a given. But I used to like Nicholas Cage. His earlier work was phenomenal – Valley Girl, Rumblefish, Moonstruck. Perfect in Leaving Las Vegas.Then he decided to branch off into this indy artiste shtick that smply falls flat.
There are days when I would happily blow up all television transmitters Fight Club-style, just to rid the world of reality television, insipid commentary and ADHD news channels. The sacrifice of a few good shows would be worth it.
But then the stupidity would just find a home somewhere else and it would start all over again, so instead I resign myself to the decline of Western civilization.
Jane Velez-Mitchell?
Cloris Leachman, as someone mentioned. I can never resist calling her Clorox Bleachman.
Kathy Griffin.
Dr. Oz.
I almost forgot about my extreme dislike of Renee Zellweger.
More evidence of the way people are so very different. I would watch and listen to Holly Hunter do anything. I adore her.
Martin Lawrence. Perhaps it’s a cultural thing, but I find the movies he does to be low-brow, sophomoric, full of tired jokes, and not at all funny.
ETA: His stand-up isn’t funny, either.
Everyone on The View
Rosie O’Donnell
Bradley Cooper - He’s just a douche
Shia LaBeouf - Also a douche, I wanted to see Indiana Jones 4 but haven’t because he’s in it.
William Hurt - suck the life out off anything he’s in - and makes my blood boil that he always seems to get cast in films I have interest in…dammit!
Even “A History of Violence”? Damn he was great in that…
The new Carrot Top (post-steroids). Gingers should not be that brown. Humans should not be that obnoxiously muscled or botoxed (what are you compensating for, dude?).
I never liked his comedy act per se, but even as obnoxious as the old normal white Carrot Top was, the new brown bulging skybrowed Carrot Top is way, way worse.
Sean Astin. Way too smug given his career status.