I control the weather (and I'm taking requests)

April 26th, Diamond Bar, CA: no hotter than 75, if you please. I don’t want to shvitz through my dress when I’m getting married.

Oh. Oh yeah. I almost forgot about May. But in the meantime I’ll settle for a short-term forecast for clear skies.

Seriously, the snow tires don’t come off until June 1.

ETA: It’s dumping again. What are you playing at, Winston ?

It’s even bloody snowing down here in the flats. (Grand Junction) Make it stop!!!

Just one. Make. Up. Your. Damn. MIND!! 40° F one day, 80 the next? Cloudy. Sunny. Rain. Wind. Muggy as hell.

PICK SOMETHING AND STICK WITH IT!!

Okay, I feel better now…

What Maureeb said.

Just pick something for Og’s sake!

Although they really only hit in wintertime and it’s a bit late for it now, can you whip up a nice Kona Storm? I love the rain and wind.