Anyone out there named Ephbaum?
I have seen the name ‘Vagina’ up in lights.
Apparently her surname was ‘Monologues’. 
I had a girl on my soccer team named Analy. I was at a bit of a loss until one of the other girls told me that is was pronounced like Ana Lee. I was glad to have the help!
I know a woman who’s name is Brighter Brown. Met her very many years ago only once and her name is still on the tip of my mind.
My wife went to HS with someone named Keesha Butts
I have actually met and spoken with a woman named Dat Ho
How about Dick Swett?
When I was a kid, there was a guy named Richard Seaman who subbed in the grade schools. Yes, he went by Dick. And in fact, he still does (see the bottom of p. 140).
It was an endless source of amusement to the average fourth-grade class, let me tell you. And it was even more fun when he ran for local office.
Dick Blood called for my boss once, about 10 years ago when I was an office manager. I actually got to say the words, “Jim, I have Dick Blood on the phone.” If Jim been feeling whimsical, he could have said, “Well, wipe it off and stop doing that sort of thing at work!”
I met a woman named Mi Suk Whang.
God I wish I was joking. Of all the times for an Asian immigrant to choose a westernized name, that has got to be one.
I guess the guy I know who’s last name is Bulcock, had better never call the OP.
Today, I…(snap!)…no, that wasn’t me. [/StephenWright]
I have personally issued a library card to a Shithead. Although I believe it was spelled Shithed.
My dad grew up with Richard Head.
We used to have a State politician whose name was Richard Face.
I personally knew a Peter Head. He told me that he was banned from some internet user group for using an obscene handle once, because they didn’t believe it was his real name.
Worked with Ha Bich. Vietnamese woman.
In 1996, I handled a paternity suit involving a child named Shithead. I was very careful to pronounce it as Shi-theed during the proceedings.
Worked with a guy whose surname was Pinkstaff. He was Gay-Pretty, but claimed to be straight. His name did not serve him well in that regard.