I don't have a girlfriend anymore

<tossing confetti with wild abandon>

Congrats! And the best to both of ya!!

Damn you, Frog!
Don’t scare me like that!

Congrats to you and Honesty!

(This doesn’t mean you’re going to let me feel lonely, is it? :wink: )

Best wishes for you both!

For any newbies who don’t know what we’re talking about, here’s the infamous tuxedo jacket I wore to my sister’s wedding reception.

Please keep in mind I only wore it after the photographer had left, so I wasn’t in any of her wedding pictures looking like this and she was the one that told me to wear it in the first place. Well, she didn’t tell me to wear it, but after I joked about wearing it, she said I didn’t have the guts to wear that thing in public. I’ve never been able to turn down a challenge like that.

Notice that by the time this pic is taken, I’m so used to having a beer mug with me, that my hand has frozen like that . . .

And here I was about to say that it serves you right not to have a girlfriend anymore because you’re virtually married with a virtual stripper mistress on the side and you virtually knocked up some other little whor… wait, that’s me. Never mind, forget that last one. Congratulations on the engagement. :wink:

AFAIK, it’s o.k. to continue calling her your girlfriend instead of saying fiancee. I’m engaged too but we don’t like that “F” word so we still say boyfriend/girlfriend. And I think that jacket is stylin’. You should definitely wear it for the wedding. (or at least during the reception)

Oh, my eyes. It burns! It burns!

I’m doing JUST FINE, since the Redskins won. :smiley:

(Wait, that means no cyber-lovin from Crunchy for me, doesn’t it. :()

Not if you keep bringing up that Redskins win. :stuck_out_tongue:

BTW - Last year we lost to the Titans during the regular season, then beat them in the Superbowl. Keep that in mind should we meet up again in the playoffs.

  1. GO SKINS!

  2. GOOOOO SKIIIIINS!

  3. Reread that little story I sent you. That might make you feel better.

Sorry, I forgot to warn you -

Do not look directly at the jacket. View it through a hole in a piece of paper, much like you would veiw a solar eclipse.

Do not spill anything on the jacket, as that tends to upset it.

Do not taunt the jacket.

Warmest congratulations CF! I’m happy for you both!

Ok, that’s it. iampuhna gets no cyber-lovin’ from me anymore!

smooches Crunchy

We’ll see who beats who in the playoffs, hmmm? :smiley: But I’ll refrain from rubbing it in…for now.

I’m okay. I’ve been too busy to post as often for the last few days. I don’t want to highjack your thread with the details! Suffice it to say that the worst of it seems to be under control now.:)…I hope.

:eek: <frantically trying to calm my heart and stop all the panic reflexes that title started in my body>

Oooooooh! That was so mean of you! But, I’ll forgive you.

This time. :stuck_out_tongue:

Many, many congrats, and I hope you have a long and prosperous life together, Ron and Honesty.

<walks up close to CF, grabs him in a big hug, plants a deep, wet kiss on his lips, and then smacks him in his arm, hard for scaring her like that>

And, yes, of course you simply must wear that gorgeous jacket! :wink:

Hey, my e-mail is right there at the bottom of the post if you ever wanna vent or chat or whatever.

Both Anniz and I wish you the best of luck with you and Mrs. C. Frog to be.

Gratulerar!

Congrats to you!
And let me jsut say, what a great way to propose… Her expression must have really been something… It’s fun to surprise the women like that. :wink:

I bid you many happy years of marital bliss.

If you wear that thing at your wedding, you’ll outshine the bride!:cool:
You’ll also have to supply all the guests with some shades!
(I just thought about an old picture I once saw, of a theater full of people wearing 3D glasses, back in the fifties. Hmmmmm… I wonder what that jacket would look like through 3D glasses…:eek: )

I just wanna clear up - I did not propose to her like that. The wording of the OP was done just for the Dopers. That’d be mean to do that to your girlfriend.

What I said to Honesty was more romantic and to-the-point. More along the lines of how I love her and how I want to spend my life with her, yada-yada-yada. Really sappy stuff.

Hmmm . . . should I be flattered or was that a veiled barb at the jacket? Remember - do not taunt the jacket.

Notice I am wearing shades in the picture.

OMG! It’s alive . . . ALIVE!!!