I have got to start waking up earlier. I always miss this stuff in the mornings. Congrats, Crunchy! (whoo hoo! I have the gender right this time!)
Salud! ::toasts the happy couple with a mug of milk::
*Froggy went a-courtin’ and he did ride,
Ding-dang-dong go the wedding bells…
Here’s to Cheshire,
Here’s to cheese,
Here’s to the pears and the apple trees,
And here’s to the lovely strawberries…
Ding-dang-dong go the wedding bells!*
May you two have a very happy future together.
Wonderful news! Mazel Tov to you both!
Con-grads!! Good Luck! and Best wishes!!
Hey, the title had me mislead too!
Never again will I take that frog seriously. 
What sofa did you skin to make that thing? Poor Sofa.
Congratulations!!!
I’m sure your proposal was far more romantic than a contest to see who could pique your interest the most. I’m sure you’ll be very happy.
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Does anyone know a good virtual divorce lawyer???
Does this mean we have to return all the tacky wedding presents we received? 
I heard you have to give them all back if the marriage lasts less than a year.
(1 months & 3 days. Who would have thought we would last this long)
Oh yay! I am oh so happy for you! Woo woo, congratulations!!
Congratulations! Please tell Honesty hi for me, and that I send her my best. Also, whatever became of her little turtle?
Silo - people have been taking me seriously?!
little*bit - Why do we need to get virtually divorced? It’s not like the virtual marriage was legal or anything. I’ll still need an SO here on the boards.
Anthracite - her turtle is fine. If you’re referring to the alligator snapping turtle her father had, he’s given it to the zoo last I heard.
I guess a divorce isn’t necessary. I just figured 2 wives was more than any man should be asked to handle.
There’s a strange sort of satisfaction in the knowledge that I will always be your first wife. 
Dude, I’m only going to offer one peice of advise. Don’t feed her any wedding cake at the reception. It’ll cure her nymphomainia!
Congratulations!
<siiiiiigh> Another one bites the dust. God giveth SD flirting, but man taketh away.
Who loves you Froggy baby? Congrats to you and the Mrs. When she boots you out you can come stay at my place.
Congrats, Crunchy!
::: hoists glass in honor of the impending nuptuials :::
If it makes you feel any better, I still plan to be the flirtatious board slut I’ve always been. Honesty doesn’t mind, she knows my flirting is just for fun.
Great, now I’ll be looking for a reason to pick a fight and get booted out. Thanks a lot, Nymysys.
Firstly, Crunch, allow me to extend my laurel-&-hearty handshake on your recent betroth-ment.
Next:
May I offer my services as a completely unqualified virtual-lawyer? Quickie Mexicans a specialty. Quickie Mexican divorces also a specialty. 
Let’s get this over with…
Your Honor, we petition for a quickie Mexican divorce on the grounds of alienation of affectation caused by someone purportedly referred to as “Honesty”.
Judge:So ordered, get this two timing <unprintable> out of my courtroom!
Baliff, assisted by Tygr, bundles Mr. Frog out of courtroom.
Tygr turns to the ex Mrs. C. Frog.
“So, how YOU doin’?”
Hey, Tygr, didn’t read past that post? She said she didn’t see any reason for us to get virtually divorced after all.
Geez, even fake virtual lawyers are as sleazy as the real thing!
AHH!! Glad 'tiss good news! May your love age as gracefully as you two age together through the years.
WELL then! How you doin, hon?
You’ll be getting my virtual-bill…
little*bit: I’t seems to me that Mr. Frog isn’t treating this situation with the virtual gravitas it deserves. Might I interest you in filing for virtual palimony?
Have your machine call my machine; we’ll do virtual lunch.
Hopefully you didn’t pause too long here.
Good thing you didn’t forget the ring. Could’ve gotten ugly. (pictures Mr. Frog frantically searching pockets for ring while would-be fiance considers the potential lethality of various pieces of dinnerware)