I enjoy the fact that Scarlett has intelligence.
Do you consider being gay a problem. The problem would be if Tom is gay and in such denial.
I never heard the phrase “Lavendar Marriage” before, but it’s a good one.
How’d you end up in this thread, then? Tripped, jammed your nose in the keyboard and had to read whatever came up while you were waiting for help?
Exactly.
I think the best way to out him would be the next time he is on Oprah’s show, put on some Judy Garland and Ethel Merman music.
The old “Clang, Clang, Clang!” test get’s 'em every time.
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cthiax, you will kindly refrain from personal insults in this forum. You may say what you will about the art/entertainment, the artists/entertainers, and so forth, but you may not make personal comments about other posters, nor question their motives.
If you think someone is trolling, then hit the REPORT BAD POST button (the little exclamation point in the red triangle in the upper right corner of the post.) In this forum, we are polite and (reasonably) well-mannered.
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Do you have some insider information about his sex life? If not, how would you know whether it is “unimaginably weird”?
And yet you are reading a thread about it. How novel.
Am I missing something? I don’t see where cthiax insulted anyone, other than a charming reference to some amusing hypocrisy.
Well, if I am posting to the dope at 2:55 am, I must be pretty bored. (board?)
Agreed. What cthiax said was actually pretty funny, IMHO.
If anything, my post was a bit on the naughty side. It was very late and I was a bit punchy.
But just because I post to a thread, doesn’t mean that I read it.
Just because we amuse ourselves by taking a snarky prurient interest in a seemingly immortal bit of Hollywood gossip doesn’t mean we care! About Cruise’s sexuality, or his religion, or his acting career. 
“…an Ungaro spring frock”
VCNJ~
“. . . a cock up a dude’s ass . . .”
And from that same wikipedia page, we learn that
Well that just clinches it! He IS gay! 'Cuz as any one who’s grown up Catholic knows, any priest under the age of 50 is a closet case! 
I wonder about the seminary thing- I thought he was a HS dropout.
Could he have just dropped out of a catholic HS?
Heh-heh . . . heh-heh . . . You said “seminary” . . .
I don’t care if he’s gay, either. I just don’t believe that’s the case-I don’t think he’s very sexual at all.
But if he IS gay, I say he’s banging David Miscaveige. (or however you spell it)
Perfect comeback.
I really didn’t mean any offense, Zebra, btw. Just kidding around. Honestly I kind of assumed you were yourself making a little joke.