Who is this Bonnie the Barrista? Google doesn’t tell me. Or is it some kind of joke?
Fully agreeing with the OP and most posters. It is strange how a lot of women seem to think that men are only interested in breast size. Mostly any part of the female form can be enthralling. And it is not just static looks: the way a girl moves may be beautiful as well. Can’t top the OP, description-wise. Very well put.
Bonnie’s probably the girl working at his local coffee shop, TTT. They’re called barristas, IIRC. 
[sub]And of course, I’m not talking about our kind of “coffee shop” either…[/sub]
I dunno… I’m a girlie… I’m bored of seeing myself nekkid, so why would I want to see some other bird?
As for boys, I have one hellofa sexy boyfriend, I’m not even slightly interested in seeing other men bollockybuff.
Admittedly, there are parts of the human body, male or female, that are just amazing… like hands, definately.
But seeing other people naked? nah, sorry, appart from my honey it does nothing for me.
Definite proof that love indeed is blind. 
C’mon, it’s the accent that does it, isn’t it? 
Mmmmmm…Amsterdam Coffee Shops…
Yep, I’ve been nursing an addiction to Borders’s chai tea and have been getting used to the usual stable of baristas. Then I went in a couple of weeks or so ago and there was this young woman whom I’ve never seen. Beautiful, short dark hair. Dark eyes – the kind where the iris is as dark as the pupil. Olive skin. You know what I’m driving at. Anywho, her name tag said, “Bonnie”. But I’ve not seen her in there since. I’m thinking that she was a figment of my imagination, summoned to torture me by a demon of merciless creulty. Either that or my chai drinking schedule doesn’t match her work schedule.
:dubious:
Thank you!
You are most certainly welcome love :).
No, thank YOU
A number of years ago, I went to Germany for an entire summer. Because it was summer I ended up spending alot of time with friends at beaches, swimming pools, etc. As some of you may know Germany has a very relaxed attitude towards nudity. Partial or total nudity in public places like beaches is not uncommon. That being said, the first couple of times I got very excited seeing all these attractive naked people. There were even a couple of times where a hot babe would walk by (and in a typical male response), I was like I’d love to see her naked! And lo and behold two seconds later she’d strip down naked and go swimming. What a dream come true right? Well, not really. Sure this was cool the first couple of times but after awhile I didn’t really notice the nudity at all. It just became normal. Seeing naked people everyday kind of makes it lose its allure. By the end of the summer I even got tired of seeing naked people. But don’t worry, a few months back in the States and I was back to normal!
I’d never get bored. Summer’s arriving, and summer means one thing: gorgeous asses. God, they’re a bleeding traffic hazard. Lucky I don’t drive.
Awww, don’t you be meen to my honey!
If ya come to the Londope in August, I’ll let you look at his (clothed) bum… and you’ll see! heee! 
(The accent is remarkably sexy too though!)
js_africanus, you can dubious-smilie me all you like. But that’s the truth. I see a naked body and nothing. I see Twisty, naked or not, and I get that fuzzy burst of adrenaline in my stomach. Attraction/Lust/etc is an emotional thing for me. You’re not sexy unless I have feelings for you, and as he’s the only one I feel that way about, he’s the only person that I’m interested in seeing naked.
Other people are, boobs, nobs, see 'em before, not interested.
/me shrugs.
“If ya come to the Londope in August, I’ll let you look at his (clothed) bum… and you’ll see! heee!”
For the love of God, are you trying to convince me to come over, or stay away?
FWIW, I am not unfamiliar with TwistofFate’s arse, as it inhabited my apartment for a few days in early 2001. Verily, it even slept on my couch. It’s just that I don’t swing that way. Well, that, and mr London_Calling was passed out on the other couch, and we didn’t want to wake him up.
I’m in trouble, here. I don’t remember Twisty’s arse, the couch or this August Dopefest. In fact, I’ve just noticed the Fest that was coming up has already passed. Opps …
I am, however, attuned to the theme of the OP and feel able to say summer snatch is one of life glories. If I almost rear end the car in front (in the High Street) once, I do it a thousand times.
Wonderful, glorious, pert summer snatch, and all over the damn show !
unlike two ships that passed in the night, L_C and myself slept on the couches in Coldy’s lounge at different times.
There is preliminary planning for a big fest in London in August, so get the thinking caps on for dates and activities.
I am so there!
Though this time, I shall be sure to not ooh and aah so much and will stay for a bit longer to actually see something of the place.
I dunno… send me a piccy of your arse?
Actually, no… Anyways, I should know what your arse is like, having shared the same bed as you at the Lovely Frannies.
[sub]How much can we confuse them all then? Shall I explain that the bed sharing, although being the same bed, was actually seperated by some months?[/sub]
Oh, yes, I note that it’s so common on discussion boards for guys to say they really like naked women, but porn … porn just doesn’t do it for them really … just isn’t all that worth it … really … pictures of naked women … just not all that good …
Then I note that porn is a billion dollar industry, the heart of the Internet really.
And I think:
:rolleyes: x 1 billion
SUCH horseshit.
Please, ladies, you are being lied to. It’s a polite lie, perhaps a necessary one, but it is SO MUCH a LIE!
Evil Captor, I’m with you. Let’s be men and be proud. Porn definitely does it for me.
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Mmmm… cute, naked women, with huge, bulging BRAINS!
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There’s a sausage link joke in there somewhere.