I had a great night. I just got back from seeing The Simpson’s movie, and I saw a really cool girl when the credits started rolling. Okay, it was actually one guy and two cool girls, both really attractive in their own geeky way.
Anyways, I know what you’re thinking, but I can’t imagine that he’s going out with BOTH of them. They were both pretty cute, so at least one of them is single, and I’d settle for either.
Anyways, after the movie got out the guy and one of the girls went to the bathroom (I don’t think any “funny business” occurred, they both had rather large sodas) so I spent five minutes outside the theatre around the corner watching the other one. I’m not some weirdo who would follow someone into the bathroom after all.
They all walked uphill in my own neighborhood into a house that isn’t too far from my own. I listened through the windows but it just sounded like they were playing video games. So eventually I got bored and left.
As I was masturbating to some hardcore bondage porn I was thinking about how lonely I’ve been recently. I haven’t had a girlfriend in two months (don’t worry, I’ve gotten rid of the evidence), so I’ve been thinking of getting a new one.
Anyways, would it be weird for me to go to that house tomorrow and ask one of those girls (it doesn’t matter which) on a date? I think it would be sorta romantic.