I fucking hate shorts with fake fucking dickholes!

No worries, I’m a conscientious injector.

[snerk] [snerk] [snerk] [wipes eyes] Oh, dear me. Some of us are in offices where we can’t LOL, you know.

What, they’ll think you’re crazy? Like they don’t already know?

I just had a horrible day and that made me giggle, thanks!

Hmmm, good point. [HAW HAW HAW!!]

This is how I picture you.

There´s people that really, really, REALLY need to get laid more often (or ever), maybe then they´ll grow up to be normal people or stop being insuferable busybodies.

Not talking about anyone in particular, just an urbi et orbi pubic* service announcement.

*Joins Sapo against the wall.