Oh my freaking Og I GIVE UP I GIVE UP I GIVE UP.
I am not a coder. I am not a web designer. I am not an anything but a pitiful little insurance salesman. I am frustrated beyond belief, have gone through a bag of jellybeans and want to find a goat to kick in the nads.
I turn to you for help.
I am an insurance agent, and as such I operate a website for people to learn about insurance and to get quotes on insurance products. Simple enough, right?
You can find it here. I’m moderately proud of it. Click on “FREE Georgia Insurance Quote” or one of the blue buttons or something. It’ll take you to the free quote page.
There, thar be dragons.
You see, I’m using an iframe to embed this page into the post. In Safari it looks okay - in any other browser it’s an orgy of failure.
Even in Safari, when you get to steps three and four you have to scroll around like a deranged orangutang just discovering what scrolling is.
How the bleeding HELL do I embed this stupid page into this stupid post so that it just works? Is it even possible? I don’t want to scroll about, I don’t want to make every single client I have use Safari, I just want to stick my retarded little quote engine into that freaking page and MAKE IT GOOOOOOO.
Sorry. I am frustrated. And high on sugar.
I don’t care what I have to do. I don’t care if I have to draw two pentagrams copulating and then sacrifice a testicle to Satan. Do you guys have any insight into how to get this thing to work properly?
And yes, I know that in order to see the thing working in all phases, you’re going to have to actually fill out the quote form. I’ve set it up (the one thing I’ve figured out how to do) so that if you enter a certain set of information, it’ll automatically filter you out and you’ll never have any sort of insurance sales stuff thrown at you. Don’t worry. Your information is safe and sound with me, and will never be shared or re-sold, especially since you’ll be using fake info to test it. If you’re the kind, kind person who has decided to save my sanity and several walls from holes, then please use the following information to test:
First Name: Hi
Last Name: Opal
Zip Code: 30060
The other stuff doesn’t matter. Thank you, guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am going absolutely insane here.