You have us, The Straight Dope Lonely Hearts Club Band! I check in here almost every hour, and my e-mail is in my profile. I’m probably old enough to be your grandpa, but I have a good heart and I know what it’s like to be lonely.
You’re not pathetic. You are a human being who needs another human being. Don’t even go there, okay?
What I’m upset about is not that it’s over but the fact that he doesn’t even have the decency to call and tell me he’s not interested anymore thus the past two weeks have been wasted waiting by the phone.
Guys are slime! You deserve better than that. You have my sympathy, I know what it feels like. Heartbreak is the worst feeling, IMHO. I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemies.
Video store! STAT!
I need a bolus of Chocolate milk, in a 30sec drip. Nurse, push 3 CD’s Aimee Mann, med. vol. Cordless phone and address book on standby. Alright move it!
PS: Extraneous, my BF broke up with me Sunday after I said I can’t take it how he treats me like shit anymore. Then, he told me he’d been going out and having sex with other people, just to make me feel even lower.
It was thirty years ago today, that
Unca Cecil taught the band to play
Fightin’ ignorance with skill and guile
with Teaming Millions from the rank and file
So may I introduce to you
The act you’ve known for all these years,
Unca Cecil’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
We’re Unca Cecil’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,
We’re waiting right here by the phone,
We’re Unca Cecil’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,
We may be lonely but we’re not alone.
Unca Cecil’s lonely, Unca Cecil’s lonely,
Unca Cecil’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Our boyfriends haven’t called us,
Our girlfriends make us ill.
Ex-spouses leave us in the dirt,
We’d like someone at home with us,
We’d love someone at home.
Our relationships really blow,
They’re non-existant but even so,
We’ll complain about it loud and long,
With fellow Dopers who’ll bitch along.
So may I introduce to you
The one only 7 Up Yours
And Unca Cecil’s Lonely Hearts Club Band!
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While I was waiting for him to call I would have been going out with friends and having a good time, no matter how infatuated with him I was.
Guys seem to like someone who has a life… no offense. So the next guy that you fancy that you start to date don’t hang around waiting for him, that’s how lives are wasted.
Until you start sleeping with them you can date as many guys as you like. The good part about that is when you have a few dates going at once and you’re enjoying it, it stops you from sleeping with anyone too quickly until you choose the right one.
Anyway get rid of the bear, and go see a movie or something, catch up with some friends and get a life. ( that was meant to be a motivating pep-talk, not a put-down )
Okay. Now its time to visualize the roller coaster going up up up.
You’ve hit bottom. Now its time to go up. Don’t sink any lower - get out there and start going up!
Try this. Look in the mirror and practice smiling. The biggest, happiest smile you can smile. Giggle. Force yourself to giggle over nothing. These are the things I do - they sound corny but they work for me.
Other things I’ve done before to get rid of the icky funk you’re in right now:
Exercise (not something I do much of… )
Watch a girl movie (I recommend Moonlight and Valentino - but only because its got the Bon Jovi man in it…)
Get in the car and drive somewhere - just drive and drive and drive