I usually avoid “destruction” as a qualifier for those who perform oral sex on el presidente.
I love this song! I used to sing it to my son when we were driving cross-country. Just the “When I say I LOVE YOU you say” then he’d say “You BETTAH!!” and in unison…“You bettah, you bettah, you bet!”
Well, it was really cute at the time.
Just wanted you to know this post made me laugh.
I’ve got 4 year old twins and I would be appalled if they went to a party and whacked a pinnata. Not because I am opposed to the violent outburst required to break it, but because there is a good possibility that it is Dora or some other much loved liscenced character. I just can’t condone the idea of encouraging little kids to beat the snot out of a beloved character that they will be seeing again soon.
I suspect that by the time they are 8 or 10 they will be begging to take a crack at the ‘baby’ icons.
Mind you, a Barney pinnata would be entirely appropriate, especially since the assault would be the reward.
So, you are opposed to hitting Darth Vader in the face?
When I was a kid, the standard donkey pinata was the victim. And he was usually wearing a little sombrero. And maybe a little gold saddle.
Maybe they should amp up the violence by including a little speaker box inside. When hit it could say things like…“Ow!”, “Stop it!”, “You’re killing me!”, “That’s gonna leave a mark!”, etc…
Now that I would buy! 
Well, no wonder you got hit. You gotta cover yourself, boy…
For those not sure what we’re talking about, the true pinata experience is not complete without one kid standing there who missed all the candy, holding an empty bag and crying his poor little eyes out. Now that’s a birthday party!
If you really want to see kids scramble, with the candy, put in a bunch of quarters.
and now of course
You know, for a dad, you sure can be malicious sometimes.
I like it. 
“Mom, you suck!”
“Fun toiletries?” "Fun toiletries?
Somebody get a rope.
http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2005-06-07/pornata0607/
Warning - likely not work safe. Check out the Erotic Pinatas at the bottom. My friend Abby got to review these, not me. Man, was I bummed.
Inky
Yep. Killed another one.
Inky
Not necessarily.
I hate to rain on the pile-on parade, but there is a good use for the ribbon pinatas. Handicapped kids sometimes can’t swing a stick hard enough to break the sucker, so they pull on the ribbons to get at the goodies.
That being said, my oldest daughter is in special ed., and at her last b-day party, one boy in her class took the stick and hit that parrot like Barry Bonds swingin’ for the cheap seats! Much candy grabbing ensued. Just my 2 cents.
Sneezy
Done and done.
As long as it’s cool with Slithy Tove of course.
I got the distinct impression that he was talking about, y’know, killing kittens.
How did this thread get on to masturbation? (Like most threads don’t end up there eventually.)
Putting toothpaste in the pinata. Yeah, that sounds like a freakin’ hoot. Guess whose birthday parties all the local kids don’t want to go to?