Perhaps you could match your dog’s outfit more precisely. You know, wear just the sweater and nothing else.
That might help.
[QUOTE=Exgineer]
That might help.
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Help what, exactly?
Attract targets for rocks.
[QUOTE=Exgineer]
Attract targets for rocks.
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No need - my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
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[QUOTE=phall0106]
Holy moly. That stuff is wrong. Just wrong.
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I know, that is why I had to start it.
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
By this I can only assume that your mother is referring to “Men who love animals” in the Jerry Springer sense.
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Or maybe men who like to dress up as cartoon animals.
Where is PETA when you need them? Never mind this nonsense about lab rats, we have some serious abuse going on here.
Please tell me Voltaire isn’t the kind of dog I think his French name suggests. That would be worse than cruel.
Regards,
Shodan
hmmm…seeing as Alice DOES seem to leave in WonderLand, i will refrain from comment.
tsfr
So you want to scare the guys away so you can go home with your dog? :eek:
Even I’m not that kinky.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
So you want to scare the guys away so you can go home with your dog?
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Well, he is REALLY fluffy…
[QUOTE=alice_in_wonderland]
No need - my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
<snerk>
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Um…you know…bragging about your “milkshake” isn’t the way to keep guys away.
Throw rocks if you will, but I’ll still have my dirty way with you.
What?
[QUOTE=gigi]
“Terry Schiavo’s sweater”? 
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You did notice the vegetables, right?
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Um…you know…bragging about your “milkshake” isn’t the way to keep guys away.
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milkshakeS. I do have two.
Ahem. You big pig.
[QUOTE=alice_in_wonderland]
milkshakeS. I do have two.
Ahem. You big pig.
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Cite?
What? Like you weren’t expecting that.
[QUOTE=alice_in_wonderland]
milkshakeS. I do have two.
Ahem. You big pig.
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What’d I do?
I thought this was America!
love me
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
I thought this was America!
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Well, THIS is Canada, hence the need for the Minnie Mouse sweaters…
[QUOTE=alice_in_wonderland]
Well, THIS is Canada, hence the need for the Minnie Mouse sweaters…
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Call the embassy! I’m being harangued by a rogue Canadian misfit!
Doesn’t PETA have something to say about this?
I’m being repressed!
seriously, though…Minnie Mouse? darling…we can do better…and NOT Spongebob
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
seriously, though…Minnie Mouse? darling…we can do better…
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But her ears are so perky!
[QUOTE=alice_in_wonderland]
But her ears are so perky!
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Ever hear of silicon? Notice how they don’t move when she’s on her back?
Sorry someone had to tell you..but it’s the truth…
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
That dog is totally going to get his ass kicked by the other dogs in the neighborhood.
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As Norm MacDonald would say, those are some mean streets, when you’re a wiener dog in a sweater.