Perhaps you could match your dog’s outfit more precisely. You know, wear just the sweater and nothing else.
That might help.
Help what, exactly?
Attract targets for rocks.
No need - my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
<snerk>
I know, that is why I had to start it.
Or maybe men who like to dress up as cartoon animals.
Where is PETA when you need them? Never mind this nonsense about lab rats, we have some serious abuse going on here.
Please tell me Voltaire isn’t the kind of dog I think his French name suggests. That would be worse than cruel.
Regards,
Shodan
hmmm…seeing as Alice DOES seem to leave in WonderLand, i will refrain from comment.
tsfr
So you want to scare the guys away so you can go home with your dog? :eek:
Even I’m not that kinky.
Well, he is REALLY fluffy…
Um…you know…bragging about your “milkshake” isn’t the way to keep guys away.
Throw rocks if you will, but I’ll still have my dirty way with you.
What?
You did notice the vegetables, right?
milkshakeS. I do have two.
Ahem. You big pig. 
Cite?
What? Like you weren’t expecting that.
What’d I do?
I thought this was America!
love me
Well, THIS is Canada, hence the need for the Minnie Mouse sweaters…
Call the embassy! I’m being harangued by a rogue Canadian misfit!
Doesn’t PETA have something to say about this?
I’m being repressed!
seriously, though…Minnie Mouse? darling…we can do better…and NOT Spongebob
But her ears are so perky!
Ever hear of silicon? Notice how they don’t move when she’s on her back?
Sorry someone had to tell you…but it’s the truth…
As Norm MacDonald would say, those are some mean streets, when you’re a wiener dog in a sweater.