I have now guaranteed that every man in a 50 mile radius will run at my approach...

[alice_in_wonderland]

@Contrapuntal

As Norm MacDonald would say, those are some mean streets, when you’re a wiener dog in a sweater.

Tru dat, but like I said - He’s the biggest sissy-dog on the block, so he should be ok.

My friend’s husband said that to truly repel the boys, I need to get a third matching sweater in a “man” size and carry it with me, just in case…anyone gets too close, just whip that baby out.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

You know, just before, if you say “Excuse me while I whip this out…”
that might seal the deal.