I have the sex drive of a 16 year old guy

[ShibbOleth]

*Originally posted by porcupine *
I was discussing this “problem” (if that’s what it is) with thinksnow, Shibboleth, and DynoSaur over breakfast Sunday after Halloween OhDope. I went as Sister Mary Sleazy. There is a reason for that.

You know you’ve just spent an exhausting night Doping when three of us were sitting there with a horny porcupine and none of us had the wherewithal to do anything about it. Is chivarly dead? I am ashamed of myself. And Superdude was off being chivalrous, so missed the initial part of the conversation, but given his typical eagerness to please I am quite surprised he didn’t offer to assist just out of the blue.

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I won’t even get into the Hair Trigger Clit[sup]TM[/sup].
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[sub]Don’t point that thing at me! You never know when it’s going to go off[/sub]

[ShibbOleth]

*Originally posted by Eutychus55 *
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*Originally posted by Eve *
Sex? Oh, I remember that—that’s the thing with the wheels, isn’t it?

The thing with feathers. **

I think that love is the thing without feathers. Or is that Woody Allen? Or a Mexican chicken?

[Tygr]

*Originally posted by Persephone *
**This sucks. It just sucks. **

No, it doesn’t even do that…

…and what’s this? Milady Persephone in the throes of frustration? See, I KNOW that’s gotta be a crime. A fiery cauldron of sexiness, going untapped…

sigh If only everyone could agree to a “time out” for just a little while…

[Persephone]

“Time out”? Oh, I take plenty of those, after the kids are asleep. :eek:

[handy]

In a classic handyism style, I must ask this, porcupine, how do you know what a 16 year old boys sex drive is like? Did you do it with one? do tell.

[cantatrice]

Tygr, the two month thing after having a baby is crap. We
waited …ummm… almost two weeks… That was 17
years ago and nothing bad happened.

As for peaking in the late 30’s, porc, trust me it gets
worse before it gets better. Or maybe it gets better,
I’m not sure. I mean it gets stronger. Never mind…

[The_Mermaid]

*Originally posted by Eutychus55 *
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*Originally posted by Eve *
Sex? Oh, I remember that—that’s the thing with the wheels, isn’t it?

The thing with feathers. **

Ok I’ve got the feathers. Now what?

[BigFriendlyGiant]

Being 16, I feel I must post my resentment to useing a 16 year old to help describe a sex drive but I have no problem with people doing so. In completing work though, I just “empty” my mind of all thought except that of which I am doing and when I’m finished, I can think of anything I want. Good luck in controlling your problem.

[samclem]

Well, that explains it.

As I sat across from you at breakfast in Columbus, I thought perhaps it was your leg brushing mine under the table. Now I know, it was your [sup]TM[/sup]

[porcupine]

Hmmm… maybe I should ask the fireman I’m getting fixed up with if he wants to be my sex slave. He should already be in good enough shape to be up to the task.

mmmmm feathers…

I think part of the reason this is so different for me is that I used to be a lot more screwed up and very repressed. I know, hard to believe coming from someone who brandished a vibrator at her first DopeFest. I’ve gone through a lot of changes over the past few years, and this is just one of them. Hell, I was so emotionally repressed I went years without crying; now I cry at the drop of the hat.

[Geobabe]

*Originally posted by porcupine *
Hmmm… maybe I should ask the fireman I’m getting fixed up with if he wants to be my sex slave. He should already be in good enough shape to be up to the task.

A fireman!!! Dear God, yes! If you don’t, I’m personally going to come over there and smack some sense into you.

[RTFirefly]

*Originally posted by porcupine * - emphasis added by RT:

And as far as the Hair Trigger Clit, it basically is exactly what it sounds like. I orgasm very easily, and very often. From my POV, if I can count or remember how many I had in a given session, it probably wasn’t that good (unless of course we were trying to put that first one off as long as possible). Uncountably many is the typical number. This is a very good thing.

I think I speak for most of the math geeks on this board when I say that we need to immediately apply for an NSF grant to study the cardinality of porcupine’s orgasms.

[Tygr]

*Originally posted by cantatrice *
**Tygr, the two month thing after having a baby is crap. We waited …ummm… almost two weeks… That was 17 years ago and nothing bad happened. **

Then I’m guessing you didn’t have a three-cut epesiotomy?

Mrs. T’s poor hoo-ha is trussed up like a trawler’s net. We’re fearful that if I go trying to knock her door in, we’ll just end up tearing the stitching and actually prolonging the pain & discomfort. Sure, the tension/frustration is trying at times, but better to make certain all the delicates are well healed before returning to our regularly scheduled festivities.

[ultrafilter]

*Originally posted by RTFirefly *
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*Originally posted by porcupine * - emphasis added by RT:

And as far as the Hair Trigger Clit, it basically is exactly what it sounds like. I orgasm very easily, and very often. From my POV, if I can count or remember how many I had in a given session, it probably wasn’t that good (unless of course we were trying to put that first one off as long as possible). Uncountably many is the typical number. This is a very good thing.

I think I speak for most of the math geeks on this board when I say that we need to immediately apply for an NSF grant to study the cardinality of porcupine’s orgasms. **

Hell, I been looking for some research…

Geek.

[Erika]

*Originally posted by ultrafilter *
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*Originally posted by RTFirefly *
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*Originally posted by porcupine * - emphasis added by RT:

And as far as the Hair Trigger Clit, it basically is exactly what it sounds like. I orgasm very easily, and very often. From my POV, if I can count or remember how many I had in a given session, it probably wasn’t that good (unless of course we were trying to put that first one off as long as possible). Uncountably many is the typical number. This is a very good thing.

I think I speak for most of the math geeks on this board when I say that we need to immediately apply for an NSF grant to study the cardinality of porcupine’s orgasms. **

Hell, I been looking for some research…

Geek. **

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[modro]

Finally, a thread worthy of bringing me out of my many months of lurking, and finally a comment! Being the ripe old age of 19, and a guy, I feel as though I am fully capable of knowing how you feel. Unfortunately I cannot sympathize with your Hair Trigger Clit [tm], I am not quite so blessed for obvious reasons.

As for the whole functioning through the day part, well you are on your own, but just be glad you don’t suffer from that whole problem with erections when your mind does wander from your daily tasks. One small misstep and everyone knows what is on our minds

[geepee]

oh well yer 19 and men under 30 can acheive multiple orgasms
though its not exactly easy

[iampunha]

*Originally posted by RTFirefly *
I think I speak for most of the math geeks on this board when I say that we need to immediately apply for an NSF grant to study the cardinality of porcupine’s orgasms.

Insert obligatory JDT reference.

Run like a bat out of hell.

[modro]

Unfortunately multiple orgasms in men is not shared by all men in that age group. I know that I personally am “out of ammo” for a limited period of time after an orgasm, although that time is usually no greater than a half an hour.

wondering exactly why I shared that

[Searching_For_Truth]

*Originally posted by modro *
**wondering exactly why I shared that **

Don’t worry, so was I. -wink-