Oh, and also, I just wanted to point out that the purpose of this post is to be the first post on this page.
Thank you for your time.
I don’t appreciate people talking about me behind my back in front of the thread in the middle of other conversations.
I’m baaaaaaaaa-aaaaaack! 
Yay! harmless is back! We missed you so much! In fact, we planned something special for you upon your return. If you’d be so kind as to stand over there…nono, further to the right…yeah, over there, right where the big “X” on the ground is.
Lever? What lever?
No, no, no. I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about that other poster. You know, the one we all (secretly) hate.
::grumble grumble:: razz-in-frazzen dopers. some people just don’t know when to leave. :grumble: day after day, week after week, the same people just milling about. Just milling about with no purpose I tell you! :grumble: How am I ever going to get the dishes cleaned up and floor mopped in here. :grumble:
Oh yeah, that jerkoff…geez, I can’t stand him, with his smarmy comments and the additude he’s constantly throwing around. Someone should take him out back and…waaaaaaitaminute… :dubious:
Dang boss! Comes in to work and makes me do stuff. :mad:
Can you believe him?
Cuts me a widdle biddy paycheck a few times a month and he thinks he can tell me what to do?!
Doesn’t he know I have better things to do?
Like play with you guys and kill threads?
I’m busy, for crying out loud! 
Sheesh! The nerve of the guy! Tell him straight out…“Hey Bucko! I’ve got to put in a futile effort at threadkilling here! Butt out!”
Ok…just thought I would let everyone know that I am home from work! Yes, I actually had a day where I got home at a normal hour…unlike my 13.5 hour day yesterday
Yeah! Damn the man! Save Empire Records!
Great Googly Moogly!
Up to 7 pages!
Think anyone will notice?
Watch out bitches, the Lando’s back!
(Temporarily)
Woo Hoo? The Lando…Land-O-Lakes…The Land-slide-O…The Land-of-the-Lost-O!
wasssssssssup?!
Just for the record, the longest “Who can kill the thread?” thread that I’m aware of was 373 posts long before it contracted a fatal case of Moditis.
We’re moving up on that number pretty quickly! 
But was it done with the style and grace that’s been demonstrated here?
:pants Hal and runs:
Damnable smiley man!
: pants Hal one more time for the record…and runs :
I’d like to have a word with this so-called adminstrator. How am I supposed to run my post count through the roof if they restrict me so? :dubious:
Eeek! Ants! And they’re sticking their tongues out at me! :eek:
HEh heh!! Well done minion ants!!! With your power I shall kill this thread!!!
Nonsense! It is I, and the 1920’s style Death Ants who shall kill this very thread, merely to watch it die.
Never! The only ones allowed to kill this thread are me, harmless, nocturnal_tick, Lando or Rufus!
Oh…or kitten, just so I won’t be made to sleep on the Evil Guest Bed Of Paaaain.
Oh, hell with it. Only one allowed to kill it is me.