What?! No, kitten! We only have 11 (well, 10, now) posts left before this thread comes to an official end! We need those posts for plot twists, last minute surprise guests, and a sweet, sappy ending that’ll tie up all the loose ends. 
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Yeah, Rufus! There’s a good solution! 
Out of principle, I will not kill [thread=250465]this thread[/thread]!
How long before it comes to an unofficial end?
Also, if a thread dies in New Jersey, does it make a sound?
One more question: Will you ignore any threads posted after the official end?
How long before it comes to an unofficial end?
Also, if a thread dies in New Jersey, does it make a sound?
One more question: Will you ignore any posts posted after the official end?
Almost over…and that means…
Clip Show!!
wipes a tear from her eye
There there, Crazy…life will go on…there’ll be other ridiculous threads.
GASP! Breaking news!!
AP Newswire Service – In a surprise last-minute twist, the producers of I Haven’t Killed A Thread All Month announced today that the thread has been renewed for one more page.
“The earlier announcement was not a cheap publicity gimmick”, IHKATAM co-star Hal Briston was quoted as saying today. “Quality was always the issue. While it’s true we were hoping to get our salaries raised to one million dollars per post, we’ve decided that the quality and direction of this upcoming page was enough to allow us to settle on the producers suggested per-post salary. Of…ummm…zero”.
Thread creator Danalan was mistakenly thought to have commented “Pppfffttt. Whatever. Seven pages, eight pages, they’re just going to be repeating the same damn plot lines. Now get the hell out of my office”.
It’s a damn shame this all has to come to an end, but I thought I’d drop by to make and announcement:
I WIN!!!
See you all on the next thread
Don’t worry guys, there’s always time for postgame. Any questions you’d like to ask your new champion/supreme overlord? 
Ahem.
Pssst! Hey Lando…you might wanna reread post #348.
Well, since only 2 people voted…it’s unanimous - Rufus gets to stay in the Evil Guest Bed of Paaaain for the weekend
You mean those boxes are meant for reading??
:smack:
Visions of Lando watching TV:
“…Smithers, who is that slack-jawed We interrupt this broadcast for a critical, earth-shattering special report. Live from the smoking crater that was once downtown New…”<click!>
“Damnit! Special Report?! Feh, what’s on Cartoon Network?”
Woo Hoo!
D’OH! :smack:
This series has been running for a while, and is starting to lose steam. I propose it’s time to kill someone off.
1…2…3…NOT IT!
not it!
IT!
:eek: No! Wait! *Not * it! Not not not!!
Of course, no one has to die. Someone could get married, or have a baby…
It’s not gonna be me, that’s all I know. My character has so much potential storyline ahead.
Not it.