I now pronounce Lando Griffin the winner of the greatest thread killer.
what?
oh,
forget it.
Gee, thanks!
I think…
Congrats, Lando!
Wait…that doesn’t make it official, does it?
Congratulations will goTOMEEEE!!!
I am the ultimate in threadkiller!!! I am the amazingist at murdering threads!!
I am the awsomest in placing threads in thier final resting place! NO ONE WILL DENY ME!!
Sics minion ants on all of you
ButtonJockey sneaks into the sleeping thread…screws on the silencer…raises “The Threadkiller” and with a…tap tap…dead thread, mission accomplished.
6+ hours??
You guys/gals are slacking. I could sneak in here and kill this while you sleep!
Maybe, one day, I will. Somehow I don’t see it being today, though.
Minion ants?? Didn’t you see Clothahump spray that insecticide all over the place?? Your minion ants have no more power here!
:Jedi Mind Trick
This isn’t the thread you want to post to. Move along.
Ha Ha!
You have to have a mind for that to work!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPTTT! 
We have beat the record!!
Woo Hoo!
‘You’ve just beaten the longest ‘I can’t kill a thread’ threadposting record! What are you going to do now?’
I’m going to Wally World!!
Incidentally, do you realize that in 36 hours this thread will be a month old?
Oh, wow!
This is such an honor! I would never have believed it. But I can’t accept all the credit myself. So many others have contributed to this special moment; **Shirley Ujest, Ponder Stibbons, rimshotgdansk, Silver Fire, TellMeI’mNotCrazy, Hal Briston (you’ve been there from page one!), oh who else… Rufus Xavier, Lando Griffin, **ummm, , racer72, torie, Nightwatch Trailer, nocturnal_tick, oh gosh, so many others; but especially Danalan, who started it all.
If I’ve forgotten anyone, please forgive me!
:wipes a tear:
Thank you all!
I love you!
Geez…with the record broken, this all feels kinda…empty. What else left is there now? Maybe it’s time to put this to rest. Yeah, that’s probably for the best. Hey Mods, would someone mind closing this thread, please? Like, right now this very second??
Damn, do none of you have a life on the weekend? I fully expected this thread to be gone … well, no actually that’s not true. I hoped it would be gone. I fully expected it to remain. And remain it does and remain it will until it dies an unnatural death. But we will not talk of Those Who Can Kill Threads On A Whim.
Don’t front.
You know you where here lurking all weekend, which is even sadder.
What is this “life” thing of which you speak?
SSShhhhhhhh…
It’s ok, Hal. You won’t have to worry about such things once we bring you over to our side.
MwahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I could kill this thread if I really wanted to.