Eep! :eek:
:Zaps harmless with a liberal dose of Zom-Be-Gone:
Dear lord…nine pages?!?!
It didn’t work on page 2, it’s not going to work on page 9!
And why do you always get to be the first to post to a new page, huh? :dubious:
What makes you so special?
:harmless bites Hal on the leg:
Take that!
If I can’t kill the thread, I’ll turn the competition into my evil minions! 
Will harmless turn the SDMB into a slavering pack of zombies willing to do harmless’ bidding?
Will harmless’ evil minions be instructed to kill this thread? Tune in tomorrow! Or even later today!
My impeccable sense of timing. 
Whew! Good thing I’ve had my zombie shots! 
Pssst - Hal, I know how to kill zombies. I can help you, but (dramatic music) you MUST let me win! evil laugh (<— laughter continues for several minutes)
Kill her? Nonono…harmless is much to entertaining to have around. Besides, Zom-Be-Gone is zombie repellant, not zombie poison. I wasn’t looking to kill her…just chase her away for awhile.
Don’t you worry. I’m not about to be letting any of you suckas win.
:gnawing on Lando’s knee:
Ya can’t kill whats already bit the dust. :wally
grabs shotgun
Any of you guys have change for a five?
sure noonan, you mind those dollar coins?
Too bad I don’t fall under any of those categories.
Yeah, her zombification came about from a precise balance of Florida sun and graphite dust poisoning.
OMG! :eek:
You know my secret!
I was turned zombie whilst drawing “butt-ugly turkey”.
Why, oh why, did I keep licking my finger?
Zombie Turkey!
Of course I know your secret. Because it’s actually my secret! It was I who arranged it the transformation! It was I who secretly switched your art supplies with my own Zombification Pencil of Eeeeeeevil!
Mua! Muaha! Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
HA!
Now that I know who cursed me, I know how to “fix” the curse! 
Prepare to meet your Ultimate Antihilation!
Attack, my army of Zombie Ants!
Oh no! Not zombie <ahem> ants. :rolleyes:
Oh, look. I was planning to run away in abject terror, but accidentally took one step forward and wound up with ultimate antihilation all over the bottom of my shoe.
My poor zombie ants!
You squished 'em! :eek:
I knew I should’ve went with the zombie armadillos. :smack:
Am I the only one not getting a notice when this thread is updated? :dubious:
Muahahaha! No one is being notified! I bribed the hamsters (tough little bastards to negotiate with) not to send out alerts to anyone but me…it’s all part of my *Eeeeeevil * plan to win this game!