Yeah?!
Well I poisoned the hamsters!
Take that!
:eek:
MOOOOOOOOODS!!!
Ah, damnit…that looks too much like “moods”, not “mods”. Well, go back and read it as “mods”. You dirty hamster-killer you! 
Nah, just the clean ones. 
I likes the dirty lil’ hamsters.
THEY will be my new zombie army!
OK let me see if I can sum up:
Zombie ants: squished.
Zombie armadillos versus zombie hamsters: outcome pending
That about right?
Oh, and harmless, you’re not the only one not being notified. I am also the only one not being notified. 
Heh. Zombies.
Should we put that one up in here?
In fact, never mind. It’s already done. 
See what happens when you take the weekend off? You miss over a page of the storyline…babies, weddings, zombies
Ah well, at least I have a life…can’t say much about hubby though
Well, it’s been a long month, watching this thread balloon in size. During that month, I’ve killed two threads. So apparently the whole ‘not being a thread killer’ thing was just serendipity after all, as postulated in the OP.
At least I can be sure of one thing – I won’t be the threadkiller for this thread. 
Ya darn tootin ya ain’t!
This he-a thread is mine!
:nips Danalan’s ankle:
And now I’ve converted the OP to zombism!
Mwahahahahahaha!
So, technically I win if Lando, Hal, orDanalan kills the thread because they are my minions, right?
No, wait! Don’t answer!
But not me, hahahahahahaha. You’ll never get me now that I’ve locked myself in my zombie-proof container. It’s so good it doesn’t even let air in.
hahaha cough hahahahaha cough splutter uh oh.
A little help?
p.s Why are you guys still asking for the mods. If the mods come and close it down it’s going to be a mod who has the last post. :wally
No, no, no…ya don’t count the mod in that case…it’s the last person to post before the mod that wins…
At least, if it’s me, that’s the way I’ll be looking at it.
True!
I think they may actually be waiting for us to tire ourselves out!
Yeah, unless the mod wants to join. Then what are you going to do, huh?
Nope, we’re gonna have to kill this thing the old fashioned way…Zombies.
Precisely!
:waits patiently for nocturnal_tick to run out of air:
tap, tap, tap
You can stop waiting, harmless, I’ve managed to break out. You know paper isn’t really good for making walls, go figure!
:sniffs air:
Don’t it smell good?..hold on… oh harmless, was that you?
Someone please light a match
:lights a flame thrower:
Here. This help?
Ooopsie! Didn’t mean to scortch ya there!
Here, apply a lil’ dab of this butter…and you know what else helps burns?
BBQ seasoning!
Soooooothing…
Trust ol’ harmless…
:nibble, nibble:
Well, it still seems alive. Maybe it feeds off despair? Everyone pretend they’re happy its still going! That’ll kill it!
…And I’ll have won. Ahahahaha.
:dubious:
Who let the ShroomPerson in?
Oh, harmless, first you do a “whoopsie” and then in the rush and confusion you manage to cook, season and eat my friend, Stan.
Poor Stan. 
But I’m fine. I have super “tick” powers. Of flame retardance, and zombie repellence, and some newbie attraction it appears…
Kombucha’ShroomPerson, this is our territory. I recommend you run now. harmless still has some BBQ sauce left.