Ooooohhhhh…
Sautéed ShroomPerson!
Here shroomy, shroomy, shroomy!
<Looks about.>
<Realises powers of fungal growth and spore production won’t help escape being cooked.>
Sorry to intrude.
<Exit left, pursued by harmless>
Come back, my precious Shroomy!
I just want a taste! A teensy nibble!
Here, just splash on some of this burgandy sauce!
Hmmm…perhaps I should rethink this Liver 'N Onions deodorant idea I’ve been working on…
Whew. Now that they’re gone, we can continue with the true purpose of this thread: reviewing great moments in game show history, like this snippet from the Family Feud - LOTR version.
Host: Name something you eat-(BEEP!) yes, Uruk-Hai?
Uruk-Hai: Hobbit flesh!
Host: Is Hobbit flesh on the board? (BUZZ!) No! Fellowship, you can steal, but listen to the whole question. Name something you eat on a long journey.
(BEEP!)
Frodo: Lembas?
Host: Let me see Lembas! (DING DING DING) And the Fellowship wins!
Eeeewwww! Liver!
Mmmmmm…Hobbit liver…
Mmmmmm…Hal Liver… 
I wanna be…
…the first to…
POST ON THIS PAGE!!!
Woo Hoo!
…Post on this page? 
Damn!!! :smack:
I still say this thread is too silly. Stop it! Stop it right now!
I win even with simultaneous posting!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPT!
Make us! ;j
Just haven’t had a chance to use him yet!
Ehhhh, bite me.
:eek:
No, wait! I take that back! <Yeeeeouch!!>
At least you didn’t say “eat me”!
Well, I know I’m safe from that, what with the fresh scent of Liver 'N Onions and all…
: sprays Hal with a liberal dose of Eau de Cay :
Much better.