More clips from Family Feud:
Host: Name a scent you prefer to Liver and Onions.
(Beep!)
Host: harmless.
harmless: Eu de Cay.
Host: survey said? (BUZZ) O, I’m sorry.
Wait…is this Richard Dawson *Feud * or the one with…uhhh…wasshisname…SquirrelFace…uhhh…the “comedian” guy who looks like he spends all his private time crying while masturbating…oh geez…what the hell is his name…
Louie Anderson!! <Whew!> Almost had a bit of grey matter flowing out my ears trying to remember that one…
It’s RIGGED!
I want a recount with a jury of MY peers present! :mad:
This is Air Breather Bias!
Well, no wonder you Doperball game is going shoit to poot! 
If neither you nor your peer breathe, then why are you worried about scents, anyway??
Anyway, don’t take Doperball rulings against you all personal-like.
From Wheel of Threadkill:
_ _ _ _ _ e _ _ _ s t e r s
(things)
harmless: I’d like to solve the puzzle.
Host: go ahead.
harmless: zombie hamsters
Host: Ha ha ha. No really. What is your guess?
harmless:(loud and slow) Zom - bie. Ham - sters.
Host: (getting nervous) Well that’s all the time we have today. Thank you for tuning in.
harmless: you smell like liver 'n onions.
Host: (offscreen) help
Shoit to Poot.
What, you never hear of it?
It affects the taste.
And as for:
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Anyway, don’t take Doperball rulings against you all personal-like.
[QUOTE]
: Pants Hal and runs like hell :
Nyahhhhhh!
Bad news guys, it turns out this thread is full of asbestos. Everyone out!
It’d be best not to post here again…
you know, for safety reasons…
*Definitely * not. :dubious:
D’ooooo!!! :mad: ***<Tweeeeeeeeet!!> ** * Penalty! Pantsing The Ref! Get in the penalty box!
Oh…wait…I have no ref powers here, do I? 
From Who Wants to be a Threadkiller!
Host: OK, Lando, for 100,000 dollars…The following ethnic group is immune to the health effects of asbestos exposure…A) zombies, B) armadillos, C) Griffins, D) moderators.
Lando: uh… I dunno. I want to ask the audience.
Host: you already did.
Lando: I want to phone a friend.
Host: No.
Lando: I give up.
Host: Just pick one!!!
Lando: I guess I’ll go with C, Griffins.
Host: Final answer?
Lando. No. Uh, I mean yeah, sure.
Host: That is absolutely…the worst answer ever! Wrong wrong wrong! Still wrong! And wronger still! Get out of here!
No!
MWahahahahahaha!
And Lando, really now. I eat that stuff on my corn flakes!
[Bart] We want more asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos! [/Bart]
This just in: 1 out of 1 zombies prefer asbestos on their cornflakes!
hey, harmless, what do you put on your cheerios?
I like to put extra holes on mine.
I don’t think that’s asbestos, Lando…I think it’s stachybotris - aaaahhhh!!!
No wonder why you’re all acting delirious.
Equal, naturally. :rolleyes:
Mmmmm…stachybotris…
HAH! You thought I gave up?
NEVER!