Am I the only person in the whole damned world not getting any on a regular basis?
Thought so.
The last time I got screwed is when I mailed in my tax return.
I haven’t had sex since January.
When I had sex with someone, I had sex with all the other people they have been with & all of those partner’s partners too, I think it was a big mental abstract orgy.
Nobody here, dammitall.
nobody here… but had a nice sorta 24 hour experience last week with my new fella.
mmm…young men with short refractory periods and very dirty minds…
i know. i’m glosting. allow me to gloat. please.
a) i should preview
b) i should not post drunk.
I didn’t have sex with anyone, but I’m well fucked about now 
:: throws on his pimp coat, runs a comb through his slicked back hair, puts on his feathered pimp hat, and puts on some David Lee Roth ::
:sigh:
Tripler
There must be a law or something. . .
In at least two states of the Union there are people who are legally prevented from getting in-state offers.
We should start a club. And Tavalla, you can join if you like.
You sexless folks need to take a more buddhist attitude to the whole thing:
All things shall eventually become one.
Thus, all things are one.
Somewhere, in the world, something is having sex right now.
Thus, you are having sex right now.
I hope it’s good sex.
Ask again tomorrow, it’ll be foxboy and it’ll be somewhere prohibited and naughty.
Yep, I’m going to have to call my lady friend later.
(-:
smacks Qwertyasdfg on the ass
I TOLD you to wake me up before you do that!
Damn it! I missed it again!
Er… no. You’re really not. Don’t feel alone.
Oh, hush, you. ::Blush.::
Anyhow… Age laws are bad. My friend Charles called me Jailbait the entire time he knew me. :rolleyes:
I’m gonna go stuff myself in my closet and mope now…
Normally I woulden’t post to someone so obviosly seeking attention, but seeing as I’m drunk, I will, to say, why the feck is this guy still here?
does oral sex count? but alas, it’s been me since it’s been her. ahhhhhh, thank god she refilled the 'scription.
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I knew it all along. Sexual harassment IS the way to get chicks.
this is getting me depressed… everyone has someone else to screw except me… guess all i can do is go home and read porno…