She loves Rammstein…
And has a particular way with words.
Would a better fuckchop be possible?
All hail Queen jarbabyj!
SShe needs to be on the “People Pages.” Other than that, I’m cool with it. [sub]Dear god, it’s hard to post when you’re drunk.[/sub]
Am I wearing pheromones or something lately? 
I mean, golly! I’m honored and all that. People think I’m funny! My life’s dream. I’m going to throw away that novel I’ve been writing and devote my whole life to posting at the Straight Dope.
And honestly, I’m not hiring people to write these things. Honest.
Tommy, there’s a picture of me and the sexiest man in the world on the teemingmillions homepage. or on my website.
If you’re drunk when you look at it, I’m sure you’ll think I’m hot
jarbaby