Some burglars broke into my house and force fed me prune juice. They really cleaned me out.
Some burglars broke into my house and noticed that my clothes were dirty. They took me to the cleaners.
They broke into the gunsmith’s shop, and all his barrels were rifled.
They broke into a German bakery. Dozens of items were stollen.
They also took all the Reynolds Wrap from the grocery store. The police tried to stop them but they were unable to foil the burglars’ plan.
I hear the police are in a standoff with one burglar who’s hiding in the soap aisle. He’s presently behind bars.
It’s hard to explain why theft is wrong to a burglar. They tend to take things literally.
A local furrier was broken into. The burglars stole.
We were at the theater last night, and a burglar broke in as they were all on stage performing. He stole the spotlight.
A burglar breaks into a birthday party. He takes the cake.
The police station was burglarized, and the burglars stole the toilet seat. Police have nothing to go on.
I heard that the burglars took all the soap as well. They sure made a clean getaway.
Another burglar was accused of stealing a homeless person’s coat. But it was a bum wrap.
I don’t get why the wife hates me for being a lazy bum. It’s not like I did anything.
Tell her it’s in your DNA. You descended from a line of hobo sapiens.
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That’s a lot of information to swallow.
Oh, cum cum.
We should write that down. I have a feeling that will be on the teste.
Did they teach you all about that at the semenary?
To get into semenary you have to prostate yourself.