In the fancy ones, the poorer students have to raise money by going into prostate tuition.
I’m very gland you mentioned that.
Unfortunately, there’s a vas deferens between what richer students and poorer students can afford.
That’s quite apparent, at first glans.
This line of punditry is about to make me gonad!
All the testicle jokes can make you nuts, eh?
I was going to make a joke about male genitalia, but I didn’t have the balls to.
I thought a half-assed comment about balls would be funny, but it taint.
Australian kids are exposed to male genitals a lot growing up. By the time they reach 18, they’ve definitely seen a cockatoo.
And peacocks in the loo.
I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit.
So you used the well in lieu of it?
I knew an old man who fell into a well. Because he could not see that well.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
She was sitting in the left field stands, and wasn’t watching when the batter hit a home run.
I was once kicked out of a ball game because I tried to lick the batter.
You’re probably the kind of guy who goes to a hockey game and salivates whenever they call “icing.”
I was also once kicked out of a ball game because I tried to drink from the pitcher.
My friends and I once stormed the diamond at the ballpark, and started picking things up. When the umpire said, “What are you guys doing?”, we just replied, “All your base are belong to us.”
Were you collecting them for great David Justice?
I tried to sue David Justice for stealing my luggage but I lost the case.