I like bananas a bunch

But people are pretty sour on lemons.

Sorry for plantain the seeds of doubt, but I think this is going to be a fruitless line of discussion.

I like this topic a bunch and I try to stay currant with it.

These puns are berry berry bad.

Everything here happens for a raisin.

I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from the Peanuts soundtrack, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

Sounds like you’re raisin to the currant occasion.

It’s my raisin d’etre.

La coeur a ses raisins que le raisin ne connait pas.

Well, that’s getting to the heart of the problem.

[Not in play: Spoons, I’m envisioning a movie where a doctor looks at somebody’s heart, sees a pile of raisins in there, and says, “Well, there’s your problem!”]

[Better raisins than Junior Mints!]

[So that would make it a sweet heart?]

Let’s not mints words.

Well, we … hang on, my cat just Yorked up a hairball.

If you get to your cat in time, you’ll surely be a Lifesaver.

What a bunch of goobers!

I’m utterly gobstopper smacked!

I’m a pro at shoplifting candy bars. How, you ask? I got a few Twix up my sleeve.

With skills like that, it must make every day a PayDay.