I like bananas a bunch

Either that or a few Snickers.

If your good enough, you could get $100 Grand!

And you could enjoy it at night, under the Milky Way.

Siam_Sam used to do his larceny unarmed, until he got himself a new gat.

So he no longer needed the Three Musketeers?

My kid’s soccer team had a great season, going undefeated with one draw. In the end it was all 4-1 and one 4 all.

Isn’t he a little young for all that 4-play?

Does all that 4-play lead to six?

Things got a bit freaky during foreplay the other night. I thought I heard someone entering the morgue.

Deadpan delivery always kills.

Every time I start delivering a eulogy, I start coffin.

After my father died, I hated working with the funeral director. He was a real casket case.

Most of these guys are respectful of the dead, but a few of them are just rotten to the corpse.

Shame on us for joking about such a grave situation.

I’ve regarded my former “friend” a cad aver since he cut me dead.

And to think you two were once such good bodies.

Oh, we’re friends again. We started out a long time ago, then for a while we ceased, but now we’re deceased.

Sounds like you’re a really lucky stiff.

Not luck, but the result of rigorous training.

Doesn’t that make you dead tired?