You have to be careful, if the salad dressing goes bad it may try to stab you.
In America, dressing lady turns you on. In Soviet Union, dressing lady turns on you.
With apologies to Bart Simpson, don’t stereotype people. That’s what they do in Russia.
Years ago, I had a nice stereotype. It was a Pioneer receiver, turntable, and tape deck.
All I know is Afghans dislike being stereotyped. They hate people making blanket statements about them.
My sister is so obsessed with blankets. She is definitely too wrapped up in them.
The wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. But I will recover.
You wanna be warm at night. I’m down with that.
I started a business selling landmines that look like prayer blankets. Prophets are going through the roof!
I remember reading about how a cow, shortly after WWII, had stepped on a landmine. It was udder destruction.
I recently started a job defusing landmines. It’s difficult, but hopefully soon I’ll find my feet.
At least you found a job. I still have to land mine.
So, business is booming?
I accidentally sprayed myself with a cheap bug bomb. Now all I have to show for it is this nervous tick.
I know a guy who has a fetish for insect repellents. He likes to get Off.
Sounds like the guy is ripe for Deet toxification.
Some entomologists thought about forming an organized crime ring, but they were afraid of being Raided.
These bug sprays can be very dangerous. I heard about one person who huffed too much mosquito repellant and then became a Cutter.
Two bed bugs met in the mattress. They were married in the spring.
Two sailors were arguing if their bites were from bed bugs or fleas. Turns out they were arguing over seaman ticks.