I’m an Olds hand at this.
I can’t believe you’re saying this on your own Accord.
I’m not on my 1st car anymore. It’s my 4rd.
I’m saying that just to sound Continental.
Sounds like you’re taking out of your Aston Martin.
You’re lucky you’re not in Texas, they’d call the Rangers on you.
I drew a picture of myself in a giant mansion surrounded by Lamborghinis and Ferraris. So on paper, I’m a millionaire.
My uncle made a statue of himself in a Rolls. What a chiseler!
A sculpted Rolls would be pretty useless, unless it could move. Even then, it would be pretty useless. You know, like, “Yugo here, Yugo there …”
That’s no reason to just sit there Saabing.
Someone needs to Escort you people right out of here.
I knew a male escort who contracted leprosy. He still did pretty good until his business dropped off.
Usually it’s the clients that leave a tip.
I have a question about cow tipping. Is 15% enough?
If you’re going to tip a cow I’d recommend putting it on the bill. They don’t carry cash because they don’t have pockets.
Plus, tipping a cow seems a bit extreme. Where would the waiter store it?
People say being a waiter is a bad job, but hey, it puts food on the table.
He’s a taxi driver now, but once he was only a busboy.
I had to give up being a taxi driver. There was just too much talking behind my back.
Seems hardly fare.