I like bananas a bunch

I took a taxi once. The driver was drinking red wine. “What’s going on?” I asked. "I’m just really into my Cab, he replied.

My usual cab driver always goes the extra mile. I really ought to get a new driver.

I got a new driver, but I’m still unsure how a golf club operates a car.

Is the car a Caddy?

I think we’re starting to lose Focus.

You’re right – that’s what a Caddy lacks.

I just got a Cadillac for my partner. Best trade ever.

I tried to trade for some liquor but got arrested. They said it was in cider trading.

As long as you don’t wine about it.

If women drink a glass of red wine, it increases the chance of a stroke. If she drinks the whole bottle, she might even give it a little suck.

I once knew a woman named Margarita, she was always licking salt off her lips.

I heard about her. She actually had a town named after her.

The local dentist received an award for being the best dentist in town. They gave him a little plaque.

I knew him in college. He was in my calculus class.

I take it your college was not in the South. They’re bad at calculus down there, because they don’t know how to integrate.

There’s a saying in the South, if at first you don’t secede, ask for government help after and try again.

I heard that South American owls always work together. They’re Inca hoots.

Maya my, that’s a howler!

Owl say!

They say owls are wise. I believe it. Consider Owlbert Einstein.