I remember him. He was a hoot!
No relation to Stanley Owlsley, travel agent from back in the day. Sent people on trips.
And let us not forget the playwright, Edward Owlbee.
Whoo?
I hear that owls don’t study for tests. They prefer to just wing it.
But some of them just don’t give a hoot.
Owls never cry at funerals. They’re just not mourning people.
That is definitely not how they urn their living.
Just got back from a friend’s funeral who drowned last week. I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a life jacket. But as I told everyone, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
It would have been cheaper to donate a roll of Life Savers.
That would have been a sweet gesture.
People who eat Life Savers suck.
That seems to be the hole truth.
I heard the guy who invented Life Savers made a mint.
I’m a sucker for lollipops.
I forgot my joke about a lollipop. It was just on the tip of my tongue.
That’s a matter of taste, bud.
Can you taste Bud?
Put a stick in it.
That hit the sweet spot.