I witnessed an actual murder in real life and didn’t tell anyone about it. But crows were common in my area back then, so it wasn’t a big deal.
Crows caws a lot of accidents.
He thinks any big black bird is a crow. He’s a raven lunatic.
I once saw a dolphin kissing a raven. Sure didn’t expect to see that as the highlight of the NFL game.
Crocus plants have an innate ability to keep crows away by offending them with their language.
My wife loves gardening but I’m getting a bit worried because she seems to be showing a violet streak.
Criminals’ favorite color is perple.
Orange you glad I can’t think of many color puns?
I red a book about them.
Yes, they blue me away.
I’m a-green with you on that one.
You folks are all great hue-mans.
Brown noser.
Where do you all live? In a tint city?
Yes, and we’re all white-color workers.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
So your location should be listed as “beyond the pale”?
A middle aged lady came into the department store and said she was looking for something to cover her antique chest. She slapped me when I directed to the negligee department.
Yeah, you made a mistake there, bra.
She slapped you? She must have been really wired.