The thing about wires is they ask too many damn questions.
I wanted to know about the engineering marvel that created Lake Mead, so I asked a few dam questions.
A friend of mine once told me they were making a musical comedy about the Three Gorges project in China. They’re called it Dam Yangtze.
Is your mom a beaver? 'Cause dam!
Oh, yeah. They needed to import materials from Korea, but they went missing. They described it in the song Two Lost Seouls.
I think I heard that while visiting the Korean DMZ. They were calling it the Panmun-Song.
That song truly is without parallel.
The North Koreans tried to get down there, but their neighbors to the south just didn’t give them enough latitude.
What did they do then? Stay home and play a few games of pingyang-pyongyang?
Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics? She didn’t win gold, but her execution was flawless.
She was blown away by her score.
I don’t understand why my credit score is so low. Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.
(I forget the name of the standup comic whose routine included a joke where he said that the credit card bank told him, “we didn’t receive your last payment.” “Oh, yes you did,” he replied. Took the audience a little while to figure it out…)
When I told my partner that our theater group was going to put on a porno farce
I was told, “Don’t be a dick.”
I guess it will involve prop weaponry? Because you’ll have to bare arms.
Nothing proper about pornography.
Then take the producers to court. They can act in pro per.
My chicken nugget just graduated law school and is now a legal tender.
Lawyers who defend pornographers always do it pro boner.
Did you hear about the lawyer who was prosecuted for having a loophole fetish? He got off on a technicality.