Do lawyers carry their underwear in their legal brief cases?
They are putting heaters in amusement rides in the North. Roller Toasters.
Riding to the top is the best part of a roller coaster. After that, it’s all downhill.
I went on that roller coaster that goes upside down in spots. I finished the ride feeling a little loopy.
There’s a lot of that going around.
Especially on the carousel.
I don’t much care for carousels. Too much horsing around.
Is that why it’s called carousing?
I once got a cold near a carousel. There was definitely something going around.
I never got a cough that way, but I did get a little horse.
My pulmonologist is a real phlegm flam man.
He tried to assure me how generous he was. I said I didn’t give a shirt.
“I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony.
Parisian bridge-jumpers are in Seine.
In an effort to bridge the cultural gap with my Hispanic friends, I’ve been saying muchos a lot more recently. It means a lot to them.
I got sick from cleaning the chimney flue.
Whenever I clean the chimney I get exhausted.
Everything is so expensive now, prices to get your chimney cleaned are through the roof.
Chimney Cricket!
I tried to be a pick pocket but with so many pockets, I had a hard time picking.