Plateau is the highest form of flattery.
It’s hard to manage flattery with no irony.
Red and green were flattering each other because they were complimentary colors.
So are pink and pale flesh tones, she said, blushing.
I’m an extremist to the max.
A man jumped off a bridge in France. He was in Seine.
Were you under the bridge or are you just trolling?
Most bridge jumping happens in the Fall.
I tried bridge jumping once. The players at the table were not happy.
Playing cards I dealt an ace once. He shot his sleeves and snagged it mid-air.
I was playing poker once, where there was a buffet laid on the side, which included a nice selection of fruit. I wanted to pay attention to my cards and the game, so I kind of ignored it. Until hunger took over, and I, still with my cards in my hand, hit the buffet.
I only ended up having a pear.
Sounds like you didn’t get jack.
Orange you glad you didn’t overeat though?
Only a deuce bag would do that.
Sure, but that’s not to say I couldn’t trey.
What are, some sort of drama queen?
My wife said that she’s leaving me because I watch too many TV dramas. But will she really leave me?
Find out next week!
Cheers had several Cliff hangers in the dressing room.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Does the body burn fewer calories in a day in amputees? Yes, by an arm and a leg.