Meaghan needs one of those key chains that go around your neck and
CANNOT be separated from your body.
(no wonder I’m always pestering St. Anthony!)
(I swear to Goddle)
STEVE NEEDS YOU!
oh and
Steve needs a new v8 pack function.
It doesn’t work so well when you have a first name that is a common word. All I got was:
Mark needs a chick lyrics.
Mark needs some director help.
Mark needs more room.
“[Real name] needs a New Contract. One that involves getting him and his horsehit [sic] off the radio air.”
“[Real name] needs a spayed female and a home with children over 10 to make his life complete” ( :shudder: )
“[Real name] needs a constant supply of uranium to power his nuclear army, and the most vulnerable source in plentiful supply is found in Australia.”
Uh, something you want to tell us, buddy? :dubious:
Kathy Needs Eating In .
Kathy needs to start doing yoga or TM or something to calm the hell down
Kathy needs refills for many of her prescriptions
Kathy needs advance notice to ensure she can find and reserve
a room for you in a timely manner
Kathy needs her gays more than ever, now that she and her husband have filed for
divorce. Hope you’re doing okay, Kathy. We’re all thinking about you.
Rightio, I’ll bite!
The next stop is the soap aisle, and Maxxxie tells Sybil she needs bars of Dial soap.
Maxxxie needs her baby back so that she can leave Luskan and start a new life. shudder
Maxxxie M. needs HRT & Ovary Removal Advice :eek:
Maxxxie needs to find another line of work because she is way to wimpy to be the hostess of a show that looks for Ghosts! 
Maxxxie needs to pick up her phone.
I think **Maxxxie ** needs to come up with a better self-defense strategy than blaming others for being jealous. I am SO not the jealous type!
Maxxxie needs to shut her mouth for 5 minutes.she is a yammering moron and has no idea What a fool she looks like on televison
Max.
Do you know what I’ve learned with the Googlism link? My name isn’t all that popular on the day to day, but apparently it is REALLY common in erotic stories. Interesting. . .
angelique is horrified by it and is quick to tell him it does not fit in
angelique is a ‘mistress’ of a rich old man Why quotes???
angelique is laying in bed
angelique is a virgin HA!
But my personal fav:
angelique is a very gentle natured alpaca
Katie-Holmes.org Your source for all your Katie needs
Katie needs a Project Manager (yeah, I do)
Katie needs to get over herself
Radiation and chemotherapy is what Katie needs to stay alive.
Katie needs to figure out if she wants to move forward, maintain old friends, or what kind of person she is going to be.
Katie needs to get a grip.
o.O
Yes, this is quite entertaining!
Top Ten Reasons Stacey needs to graduate. (I can think of a lot more than 10)
Stacey needs help getting her name out there. (Hmm…out where?)
Stacey needs me to update a file with additional research, to see if
there has been any new law since she last looked at this issue two years ago. (About time somebody else is doing something FOR me, instead of making me do it myself!)
Stacey needs his posh apartment to get away from her parents and start her career. (Damn right she does! Wait…posh apartment? Check. Away from parents? Hello 1976?)
Google seems to know exactly what I need alright!!
Now, I wasn’t going to add to this, but with my real first name being so versatile (a not-uncommon first name, not-uncommon last name, and not-uncommon regular noun), some really bizarre results came up. From only the first few pages of the 981(!) hits for “Cliff needs”:
- Start him in left on days that Cliff needs a rest or when a lefty is pitching.
- It is easy to say this, but Cliff needs to show how. Why? It’s a general concept.
- C, how much skill Cliff needs to have in order to build the car correctly. [I’m multiple choice!]
- Cliff needs a stooge.
- Cliff needs to meet a major editor. He rants and raves. [So Google reads my Dope entries?]
- council members appeared receptive to the request and agreed that Cliff needs lighting.
- Cliff needs to capitalize the word English, “it is” ain’t the same as “it’s,” and I am not so sure that red-penned is hyphenatable. [I just find it funny that in a grammar rant, the writer uses “ain’t” in earnest.]
- Cliff Needs A New Head of Hair.
- It’s a disturbing event, but Cliff needs only a couple of tokes and some sage
advice from his mother.
And for the last worthwhile vanity google in the first 50 results:
- Cliff needs a hug!
Campion needs no introduction. 
Campion needs to take better account of Mallarme’s fondness for religious imagery and cultivation of mystery. Right, then. One question: who or what is Mallarme?
Campion needs to be forgotten. 
Campion needs to reunite a family, find the ghost, dispel spirits, discover the thief (or thieves), retrieve the jeweled cup, and ensure the family heirloom and responsibility does not disappear forever. How hard could that be?
Campion needs summer days with high heat. I cannot deny this.
Campion needs to be shot. :eek:
Campion needs the money that he is being paid to bring back the wayward heiress. Um, this Campion is a “she,” so maybe I should be the wayward heiress.
Campion needs to be attractive, funny, laid back, no issues or drama with personality, must be a non-smoker, smells good, a good listener, respectful and a kind loving person with alot of passion. Well, as long as it’s a wish list, can we add “rich, successful, and likely to age well”?
Campion needs a few a lessons from him as His efforts to catch opossums resulted in a bag of only 2 from 1000 traps. You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Hmm, I got a Googlewhack:
ELLEN NEEDS COMMUNITY’S SUPPORT
Ellen needs to look to God?
Ellen needs a drink of cold water handy
Ellen needs their help when her father becomes abusive. about the book Ellen Foster
I think that Ellen needs a little work in that department also. This unfortunately is not my specialty. what a way to pass the buck!
But if the people are emotionally needy, then Ellen needs space Duh!
…I like this last one. Somehow the ring of “Ellen Equipment” appeals to me:
Ellen Equipment supports the needs of a diverse range of customers spanning a
number of industry applications from construction to grounds keeping
Cheryl needs more money to expand.
Cheryl needs a chrome pole and a garter so folks of that kind can place dollar bills in it.
Chery needs new study skills, organizational skills, time management skills, research skills.
Cheryl needs sortin’ out.
Cheryl needs her a*se a spanking.
Cheryl needs to have an affair.
Wow. My needs are more dramatic than I thought.
marque elf brought up a lot of french entries. ELF is apparently an abbreviation for some kind of business process. Marque in french apparently means the same thing as mark in german- model.
Neal needs brought up:
Neal needs a new editor. How very true.
Neal needs to email you for more details. Can never have too many details.
Neal needs similar grass roots support during this year’s legislative fight for fairness. * I hope I can count on all of you for this.*
Neal needs to be commended on his out-going personality. Well, I’m waiting.
Neal needs to turn off “his geeks are oppressed everywhere”. Not when there are still oppressed geeks still suffering oppression.
Neal needs a reality check on what he’s got. Don’t we all?
How did you know I was bored? 
Jessie needs a little guidance. Always.
Jessie needs to be left alone. Especially when she has PMS.
Jessica needs a whole lot of timeout. *You know they mean business–they called me *Jessica.
Jessie needs an experienced dog owner that will be able to build up her confidence level. <snerk> I can’t take this one seriously.
Jessie needs someone to love her. Ain’t that the truth.
Meh. Nuttin’ great for me. These are from running a search of my screen name, my real name and my “translated” name:
… [A] Session featuring the tracks ‘Little **Dafydd Needs ** To Fly Part One’, ‘Little **Dafydd Needs ** To Fly Part Two’ …
“Dafydd needs to be reminded of what he stands to lose by disobeying or thwarting me,” Andrew replied. Oh, Andrew, you’re so manly!
Why Dirty **David needs ** a wash - or at least a dry clean // David is in serious need of a bath. His perfectly formed marble muscles are caked with grime and traces of protective wax and have not been washed since … OK, OK, so it’s about Michaelangelo’s statue.
David needs to learn to shave straight
Shari needs a complete liver
Shari needs to lay off the lip liner
Shari needs a makeover
Shari needs our help in distributing her articles
Shari needs to be replaced
Shari’s needs are certainly strange
Okaaaaaaaay. No love for Shari.