What, edit out all the sheep links, Hal ol’ buddy?
Ken needs help Yes, yes I do.
Ken needs a hug and some new windchimes Uh-oh. Is there a theme developing?
Ken needs a cleaning lady Well, that’s true also.
Ken re-emphasized the need to coordinate efforts with the Vidmid-VC group. Nam Flashback!!!
Oh and also I think Ken needs some good arms like Blaine so he can hold her! I think I need a drink.
Ken Needs our help Oh, crap, are we back to this??
Ken needs 7O and P5 on CW No, I believe you mean Jack Daniels.
<RealName> needs to encourage a more meaningful dialogue.
<RealName> needs your help!
<RealName> Needs You
<RealName> needs to go to the East Coast
<RealName> needs an entrepreneurial thinker.
<RealName> needs to remove her head from her backside… hey!
<RealName> needs to be allowed to die in peace
<RealName> needs this order lifted.
<RealName> needs to escape.
Besides Ghanima needs YOU. you’re a telepath - The only other one here who can
hear her And respond to her when she needs feedigng or changing or whatever …
the Lady Ghanima needs to tell you what she will be wearing oh and. do not forget
the matching cape and my cosmetic case… it is the dark pink …
:dubious:
Kristina needs a two parent adoptive family with one or two older children or a
baby.
Kristina needs lots of support for speech therapy and occupational therapy.
<subliminal message>Kristina needs your help.</subliminal message>.
Kristina needs to be kidnapped
Kristina needs a fan club too!
Kristina needs a bone marrow transplant.
And finally,
Financial Miracle Heavenly Father God Almighty, I, your daughter Kristina
needs a financial breakthrough and a miracle in my finance.
Sadly, my real life name is rare enough that doing this turned up nothing. Annoying.
mischievous
First two pages of about 1,990 results for my first name:[ul][li]Jenny needs help! (several times)[/li][li]Jenny needs us all today[/li][li]jenny needs swag[/li][li]Jenny needs to see herself as a good reader (and, from the same link, Jenny needs to experience and expect success with her literacy)[/li][li]Jenny needs help from the Krust cousins[/li][li]Jenny needs to understand that Adam does not carry his violent responses beyond his tools[/li][li]Jenny needs space![/li][li]Jenny needs a car to get to work [/li][li]Jenny needs to be able to manipulate the information systems in the bank …[/li][li]Jenny needs administrative skills to ensure that all current procedures are …[/li][li]Jenny needs to be fed via a gastrostomy[/li][li]a. Jenny needs 10 x 5 = 50 square inches of glass.[/li][li]b. Jenny needs 2 x 10 + 2 x 5 = 30 inches of wooden strip[/li][li]Jenny needs 2 cans of red paint[/ul][/li]A few of the approximately 38 results for Misnomer:[ul][li]this misnomer needs little comment[/li][li]The Grand Lodge of British Columbia and Yukon has an interesting article discussing whether or not the “misnomer” needs a hypen or not[/li][li]This misconception, this twenty-year-old misnomer, needs to end.[/li][li]I feel this misnomer needs to be eradicated[/li][li]This misnomer needs to be turned around[/ul][/li]I never knew I was so needy. 
According to Google, I am mostly a Welsh singer-songwriter!
I also need:
a haircut (true)
specs (yeah, I could probably use another pair)
“to exalt God” (ummm…)
“to fulfill a definite and specific purpose” (if only I knew what it was)
space
YOUR HELP
to get back to my roots.
Justin needs to start playing Smash Bros. again. Why? I never liked it in the first place.
Justin needs to find a way to make sales grow - but advertising is expensive. Damn skippy
Justin needs to learn this isn’t 500 bc and you can’t bang every girl that makes
your slinky go doing-!doing. Would that this were my problem
Justin needs to talk to John S - Justin spoke to John S Cross that one off the to-do list
Justin needs help, but to whom can he turn? Ghostbusters!
Tim needs a theme. … Here are some of the suggestions we have received for the most fitting theme music… That would be pretty cool, actually.
What Tim needs. Stage. Purchaser is to provide an elevated stage with a minimum size of 8 feet in depth and 8 feet in width. (Bigger is always better!) That’s what she said.
Tim needs help… Fair enough.
Tim needs to make an appointment and hook up with some Paxil !!! You already said I needed help; no need to rub it in.
Tim needs approving by Sheralee. Now if only I knew who she was.
Tim needs to determine if the Boeing ASDC model is proprietary or not so that we can determine if we can use it for a strawman. Tim needs to know what the heck you’re talking about.
There is something important that Tim needs to see, inside, on the television. Oh yeah, Lost is on tonight.
Tim needs your love, just like any young man his age. Google has spoken. Let me feel the love.
My screen name is much too predictable. Mostly cowboys, but also horses, nourishment, and pistols, apparently.
Although I always thought my real name and its spelling was rare, I now learn that I share it with a soap character (possibly several), an Italian greyhound, and at least one singer. (I always knew about the hockey player.) But overall only 844 hits.
Funny shit. I had to stop when I got to the fourth one below because I didn’t want to look that deeply into my needs …
Poor Hayley needs to eat several boxes of Twinkies
Hayley needs to join Bianca at anorexia day camp
Hayley needs surgery on both knees for luxated patellas
Yes, I agree, Hayley needs to run around like a whore and sit next to band members
Hermit needs feedback.
Hermit needs to get to his new home before he gets eaten.
This Hermit needs your help.
The Hermit needs privacy and solitude to complete his search. He is not lonely,
but rather blissfully alone…
My answer is that every hermit needs: a beat up old truck.
… However, the hermit needs to get his lawnmower back from the gnome, etc. You end
up going back and forth between a couple of locations repeatedly. …
…but the
only question I would want to ask is why a hermit needs a phone anyway. …
… A hermit needs to simplify yet get organized to a point where his life runs as smoothly as possible because in the intense enviornment of solitude,the …
…stupid fat ugly hermit needs to die …
… Jesus H Jumped-Up Christ on a pogo stick, the Hermit needs a goddamned aircraft carrier to slog through this hell. Anyway, the Hermit …
Cassie needs to SMARTIN UP
Cassie needs to know about it while her son’s going around hitting people over the … (I wish I knew what the rest of that one is, but it’s on a login site.)
Yes- Cassie needs to deal with the rape before she does math. * (I don’t like doing math anyhow…)*
Now Cassie needs Alex to verify her find and help her to preserve and free the
little girl from her rocky cocoon.
Cassie needs a big score, and she needs it fast. She needs enough cash to get a pair of fake passports, a couple of plane tickets, and seed money to start a new life. (Yeah baby!!)
Cassie needs to be a bit more animalistic, Kristi looks like she has to fart, Amanda seems to fit the mold, … (Poor Kristi)
Traumatised, Cassie needs to find and destroy her own child to restore order. (I’m assuming this is my son who hits people over the…er…whatever he’s hitting people over.)
Cassie needs to constantly remind herself that she cannot slap.
It seems I (my real name, Catherine) need:
Another yacht!
A sanctuary!
A tinfoil hat!
Proof of my own sanity!
To put my everyday chair in the car!
To move back to BC!
Plastic for the bottom part of my arm brace!
Ask Billy to use words to say how he’s feeling!
A pound of ground beef to make hamburgers for the picnic!
also
I’ve got it all. Wallow in your envy.
Same null results using my real name.
Tried with my user name, came up with a lot o’ stuff that Major League Soccer needs.
On my RL first name:
…needs a blog. She sends some cute emails that would make good fodder
for blogging. Here is the one I received today, entitled Offertory Prayer: …
needs your help NOW!
needs to consolidate the implementation report and get it all onto the IETF web site,
needs some meds for her rash. :eek: No! The test was negative, I tell you!
needs someone to talk to, but, who??? She finally finds a solution…God!
She talks to God everyday and tells God everything. … :dubious: Nah, don’t think so…
needs to be needed
needs more time alone, and it’s not just the two of them any more… :eek:
needs a break *Well, yeah. *
**Gianna ** needs a nine-point turn to get out of my aunt’s driveway
**Gianna ** needs a slap upside the head, she’s a dead set drongo…
**Gianna ** needs a bullet!
**Gianna ** needs a kick in the head
**Gianna ** needs a nap. She does not nap well at daycare.
**Gianna ** needs to take her freaking clothes off or is she hiding something?
**Gianna ** needs to be let out so she can continue serving the country in her capacity as all-round SuperWoman
**Gianna ** needs attention from men to feel comfortable
Apparenly there’s a much-reviled soap opera or reality TV star with my name, hence all the threats of violence. But yes, my nine-point turns do rock, and being an all-round Superwoman is pretty great. And I would nap PEFECTLY FINE at daycare if they didn’t take my blankie away, thanks very much.