Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
Dumb and Dumber
I definitely second Big Trouble In Little China. I still remember seeing that one on the weekend it was released and walking out of it thinking “That was the coolest fucking movie I have ever seen. EVER!” and then not being able to admit I liked it until years later, when it went back around to being a “cult favorite.”
And I’d add:
Wing Chun - Michelle Yeoh as the most kick-assingest fighter in her village, defending it from the evil bandit gang led by the jovial Cotton Belly, all the while embroiled in a mistaken-gender love triangle with the warrior she loves and the village Tofu Beauty. My favorite martial arts movie.
Other good choices with Michelle Yeoh are Supercop and The Heroic Trio.
Earth Girls Are Easy :dubious:
Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans
You beat me to it, Violet. I scanned the whole thread hoping nobody would and you were the last post.
Let me second that and add Mars Attacks, which killed more Geezer brain cells than a quart of Jack Daniel (if “John” and I were still friends). 
Tomcats
1941
The Hitcher (despite what Rutger Hauer says to C. Thomas Howell, you never figure out why)
Dusk Till Dawn
Evil Dead II
Army of Darkness
Almost any Jackie Chan movie
I got lots more (shelves more), but it’s late…
Pluto Nash – Gigli beat it out on the Tomatometer by one percentage point! Lambasted, yet as another reviewer noted, “Too innocuous to do much damage.” Good premise, mediocre plot, laughably awful dialogue, briefly amusing cameos and an occassional flashes of genuine lunacy. Great for unfussy six-year olds of all ages. A testimont to Eddie Murphy and Rosario Dawson’s commitment to apparently, taking any role offered them on a dare.
You should definately run Dude Where’s My Car and the Big Lebowski back to back.
Just to hear John Goodman say, “Dude, where’s your car?”
Too lazy to read the other films, but here’s a ton of movies that fit what you’re looking for:
Bad Taste
Braindead (AKA “Dead-Alive”)
Commando
The Toxic Avenger (perhaps the sequels too?)
Dawn of the Dead
Violent Shit (sequels!)
Story of Ricky
There’s more but at the moment I’m too lazy. That should be good enough.
Oh, and of course, Blade and Blade II
LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM- good pick! The best Bram Stoker knockoff that isn’t DRACULA (actually THE AWAKENING which is Jewel of the Seven Stars isn’t bad, the remake Bram Stoker’s The Mummy is horrid)
BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR
MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD (I actually chose to watch that instead of the never-seen-by-me CASABLANCA the other day because I wanted a movie on that I didn’t really have to get involved with.)
Good lord, way too many to respond to, but there’s some fantastic picks here. You guys rock!
A lot of these we’ve both either seen recently or too many times to make it to the final cut, but they’re exactly the kind we were thinking of.
I’m printing out what we’ve got so far; we’re making a final decision tommorow, so I’ll let everyone know. In the meantime, keep 'em coming!
King Kong.
'Nuff said!
I dunno, some of these movies (Playing God, Blade) require some actual thought, at least to keep track of the double crosses and so on. You need something that’s fast-paced, has some violence, a nice looking cast, some neat effects and lots of stunts, and virtually no plot whatsoever. That movie is http://us.imdb.com/Title?0283160 Extreme Ops 
I just did this about three weeks ago.
*Lost Boys
Die Hard
Predator*
One Perfect Sunday™
Already some world-class picks here.
I’ll add, and perhaps be laughed at for adding:
Spaceballs
Weekend at Bernie’s
What About Bob?
Okay, I’d like to thank you all for coming to tryouts. It was a tough choice. So many good picks, but unfortunately, I can’t take all of you.
When I call your name, if you’d please step to the right over here. Save the commentary for after, please.
Caddyshack
Lair of the White Worm
The Two Towers
Kentucky Fried Movie
Blazing Saddles
Backups:
Amazon Women on the Moon
Blazing Saddles
This is Spinal Tap
Flash Gordon
Many thanks to everyone for helping out! We’ll be keeping this list handy for the next time this opportunity presents itself, so you can now tell everyone you meet that you helped create a List for the Ages!
ZOOLANDER!!!