Why do you hang out with this guy at all? Even when he’s not ruining your attempts to meet women, he sounds utterly obnoxious. Follow the thread title and cut this guy loose.
Seriously, you’re all allowed to question my sanity at this point, but this is pretty much the kicker.
Loser and I had planned on meeting for dinner tonight after work, and despite his performance Saturday, I was willing to do it. He and I go to a different place than we went to on Saturday. The hostess there looks like Tori Amos with dark hair, very cute, and no way in hell is she interested in either of us. No biggie.
Loser and I get seated by faux Tori and shortly thereafter our waiter shows up. Nearly everytime we’re in there we get this guy, which is fine, because dude’s pretty cool and always busts his ass to take care of us. We get to talking and the hostess comes up as a subject of conversation. The waiter and I both agree that we’d like to bone the real Tori Amos. Loser says he couldn’t bone Tori, but there is a female singer he could bone. You’ll never guess who it is.
Wait for it.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Debbie Gibson :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Can’t say a word in his defense at this point.
Oh,msmith537, don’t knock chicks with knife collections. The best girlfriend I ever had collected knives. She wasn’t as good looking as some of the women I’ve dated, but by far, she had more brains and was more mature than any of the others.
Blinking Duck as I’ve stated before MY CAR CURRENTLY WON’T MAKE IT THAT FAR!!! COME WEDNESDAY, I’LL BE ABLE TO FIX IT AND THEN I WILL GO TO SAID STORE WITHOUT HIM(the next chance I get, which’ll probably be Friday)
Debbie Gibson?
EEeeeeew. You do need more friends.
Our friend Buckwheat is a lot like this guy, but with many years of effort it is possible to go out with him in public.
Buckwheat is a very nice man, not exactly stupid, and definitely means well. He’s just a doofus. And he’ll be a doofus until he dies.
At least we no longer have to cringe as we see him attempt to speak to an unknown female. Now we just cringe when he brings them to our house. (Dear, I don’t know how to tell you this, we’re proud you’re finally getting laid, but don’t bring Those Women to my house. They’re vulgar, annoying, and I have my doubts about their honesty. I don’t like feeling like I oughtta search their purse before they leave.)
FINE!! I missed something! You made it sound like this stuff happened all the time.
I’ll hop on here on Sat in order to see if you hit, miss, or chicken out.
Blink
BlinkingDuck, don’t feel bad, you weren’t the only one to miss it. I just tagged your name and bolded everything because you happened to be the last poster who mentioned it. And with luck, I’ll have something to report! (Knowing my luck, however, the deal’s already been screwed.)
So Tuckerfan, what happened next time you saw her?
I went out there on Friday, and she wasn’t working. No big deal, I figure I’ll go out the next day to see if she’s there. When I’m getting ready to go another buddy of calls me and says he’s been invited to a cool party and wants me to go with. I think it over a minute and decide to go with him. I’ve known this guy for 6 years now and when he says he’s going to a cool party, 9 times out of 10 its a cool party. This time, was the 10th time. 
So, come next Saturday, I’ll be heading out to her store and seeing what happens. After all, what’s the worst that could happen? I get rejected? :rolleyes: I’m so used to that, it ain’t even funny.
I think Tuckerfan is really Jim Anchower in disguise.
Who the hell’s Jim Anchower?
He’s the author of *The Cruise[/] on The Onion. Read up on it. Funny stuff.
Hmmm. Anchower and I do have a couple of things in common, but not many. I definately ain’t him. If you do a quick check on any of my posts, you’ll see I’ve never used a Spanish phrase. He is funny, but kinda predictable too. (Shit! Am I predictable? Goddamn! If I am, I gotta work on that!)